If you have not already, you need to make yourself a eunuch! Only eunuchs will ascend into the kingdom of heaven with God! Not only that, but there are serious benefits to slicing off your sin sticks: you'll never be tempted to play with it and sin into a towel or a tissue, and you'll never be tempted to stick it up another man's ***, since homosexuality is an abomination to God. The only being that is allowed to rape men's asses is God, and when you get to heaven, you'll be glad at the opportunity to let God have his way with you!
2006-06-19
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