I started this tradition back in 1988 when I began to live with my Grandmother - the coolest, funniest woman in the South. I gave her a pair of disney thongs, which she wore over her pants on Christmas day, backwards. The folIowing years I proceeded to give her Homer Simpson slippers, a moo cow fishing hat, deer antlers to wear, a fake rat that squeeked in the bag before she opened it, sexy lingere, and since she loved pigs feet, a tiny stuffed piglet with the eyes x'd off and the feet cut off attached to a jar of pickled pigs feet.
She's grown to expect these gag gifts and looks forward to them each year, but I'm running out of ideas. Also, other family members have begun to steal my idea and try to upstage me by giving her a sexy bathing suit - which she wore. Any ideas would be helpful. Thanks!
2006-09-28
05:41:39
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Crazy Lady
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