Senior Citizens

both for me. i guess we'll never really understand what makes these shooters snap.

2007-12-11 15:10:32 · 12 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

2007-12-11 15:08:44 · 14 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

who lay to rest?

2007-12-11 15:05:48 · 20 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

Who would or could you see in the role of Elwood P. Dowd?
The psychiatrist(sp) and his girlfriend?

2007-12-11 15:05:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

funny answers welcome.

2007-12-11 15:05:11 · 31 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

2007-12-11 15:04:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or more than one thing, if you'd like to share!

2007-12-11 14:52:09 · 24 answers · asked by Wandering In The Wilderness 4

2007-12-11 13:45:19 · 7 answers · asked by ding dong 2

-- most folks think if we do it will solve all of these shootings we have been having in the usa -- flip side -- what about the ranchers who want to protect their stock -- or the hunter who hunts for sport or food on the table --- yes guns kill folks == but is there a happy middle ground -- my favorite joke was guns do not kill people -- arouse husbands do -- yes these shooting are sad -- but most if not all were caused by crazy folks == if the guns was not used they would find someother way!!!!

2007-12-11 13:11:10 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

With winter here. It's skiing. I made it to about the intermediate level. I'm still happy I had the opportunity to do it at all. Many folks in my socio-economic level never did.

2007-12-11 13:11:10 · 24 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7

Our AWANA club, for it's bonus points, have asked the clubbers to dress as a shepherd(ess) or a wise man(woman...to be PC, of course). As a leader, I always try to match up what ever the 'club night' is. I've got a biblical costume and thought I'd tie a bag of Wise potato chips around my neck. That way, I'd be a WISE MAN.
Oh, come on! Admit you grinned a bit!
(AWANA? go to awana.org to find out what it is, if you've never heard of it)

2007-12-11 12:54:07 · 15 answers · asked by AmericanPatriot 6

Somebody has busy fingers with the report button!!! ANYWAY, IT'S WEIGHTED DOWN WITH ICE AND VOLUNTEERS ARE TRYING TO SAVE IT BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SURVIVED WHEN THE BOMBING OCCURED!!!!!!!!SORRY IF IT COST YOU POINTS!!!

2007-12-11 12:48:52 · 17 answers · asked by ndnquah 6

2007-12-11 12:47:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a
new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot
the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like
me and even hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman! You don't need him anymore!
You're a Senator from New York , running for President of the United
States .... Act like one

2007-12-11 12:37:02 · 18 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test, and best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises right in your home.

EXERCISE 1:

Open your refrigerator door and insert one breast between the door and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure. Hold that position for five seconds. Repeat again in case the first time wasn't effective enough.

EXERCISE 2:

Visit your garage at 3 AM when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled. Turn over and repeat for the other breast.

EXERCISE 3:

Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of your breasts. Smash the bookends together as hard as you can. Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.

You are now properly prepared.

2007-12-11 12:25:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have the Nancy Grace show on right now, & they're telling about six young students (16y/o & 17 y/o) in Las Vegas who were shot as they got off the school bus today. There are two suspected in this incident. What's this world coming to?

2007-12-11 12:22:18 · 34 answers · asked by Shortstuff13 7

live in Orange County, Ca who answers questions in this Senior Citizen section? I am really enjoying myself alot, answering these questions in this section.. A lot of really nice people...

2007-12-11 12:21:12 · 12 answers · asked by Judith H 5

For making a really bad decision? .......Like marrying someone who's not good for them?.....After they asked your opinion & did it anyway?

2007-12-11 12:04:56 · 24 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7

Dear Dr. Dover:

I wish to apply for an operation to make me sterile. My reasons are numerous. After being married for seven years and having had 7 children, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are useless.

After getting married I was advised to use the rhythm method. Despite trying the Tango and the Samba, my wife fell pregnant and I ruptured myself doing the Cha-Cha. Apart from that, where do you find a band when you get the urge at two o'clock in the morning?

A doctor suggested the safe period. At the time, we were living with the in-laws and we had to wait 3 weeks for the safe period, when the house was empty. Needless to say this didn't work, and the wife got pregnant.

A lady of several years' experience said if we made love while breast feeding we would be all right. Well, I finished up with clear skin, Silky Hair and was very healthy, but the wife got pregnant yet again.

Another tale we heard was if the wife jumped up and down after intercourse this would prevent pregnancy. She slipped a disk but still got pregnant again.

I asked the chemist about the condoms and he demonstrated them, so I bought a packet. My wife fell pregnant again, which did not surprise me as I never did believe how stretching one of those things over your thumb could prevent babies.

We tried the coil next but that didn't work. It had a left-hand screw and my wife is definitely a right-hand screw.

The Dutch cap was next and seemed to be our answer, but my wife got severe headaches when the only size available was too tight across the forehead.

Eventually we tried the Pill, but it kept dropping out, so she tried it between her knees and I couldn't get anywhere near her.

You must appreciate my problems. If I can't have the operation I will have to resort to oral sex, and I can't believe that talking about it is any substitute for the real thing.

Yours sincerely,

2007-12-11 12:00:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

My guy grew up in S FL. I got him a Dolphin's beach towel as a joke gift for Xmas.

2007-12-11 11:42:42 · 17 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7

homemade cookie or candy treat for Christmas what would it be? Mine would be those Mexican Wedding cookies.

2007-12-11 11:20:25 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Your chest gets worse before it gets better. Is this the case?

2007-12-11 11:12:51 · 27 answers · asked by Yoda 4

First of all, we don't wear dark, long, flowery dresses, and carry square pocketbooks like our Grannys did, but we are not teenagers anymore either. I have a difficult time finding nice looking clothing besides low cut T-shirts, shoes w/heels, hip pants, sweats, and crazy patterned clothing.

2007-12-11 11:12:48 · 26 answers · asked by kriend 7

What do you think of artists like Tracy Emin. The Chapman Brothers, Damien Hurst etc.?

2007-12-11 11:09:37 · 13 answers · asked by Yoda 4

2007-12-11 10:33:05 · 23 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7

A Travelodge hotel is offering free accomodations to couples whose names are Mary and Joseph [with proof of marriage, etc.]

If you fit the bill, have some fun and enjoy!

NEAT IDEA

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071211/od_afp/britainhotelchristmasoffbeat

2007-12-11 10:24:36 · 11 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

Did you ever have a Moore's 3 way wood burning stove, like the one in the pic below?

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r45/acodotcom/Moores3wayc.jpg

2007-12-11 10:14:05 · 22 answers · asked by Yahoo 4

The Highlander lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favourite scones. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His salivating lips parted; the wondrous taste of the scone was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a scone at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spoon by his wife. "Stay out of those!" she snapped. "They're for the funeral."

2007-12-11 09:57:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

That holds you in awe for either it's historical or archaeological aspects? Where is it and have you been there or wish to go there?

2007-12-11 09:55:32 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-11 09:40:56 · 24 answers · asked by Riverrat 5