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2007-12-11 15:05:11 · 31 answers · asked by Wickwire 5 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

LOL, and I was going to erase this question. Good ones.

2007-12-11 15:13:23 · update #1

31 answers

Hopefully the light switch...............

2007-12-11 15:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by Jason 6 · 9 0

A dirty sock with a green tootsie pop stuck on it, an old folded paper plate smeared with ketchup, a chewed up sticky rubber dog's ball, three antibiotic capsules, a broken pencil with no eraser, used bandaids, six "Smartie" candy wrappers and three month old wrinkled homework requiring signatures.
The Dark Side in this case is under my eleven year old grandson's bed!

Fondly- Juju

2007-12-11 23:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by Ju ju 6 · 6 0

Dark dirt. Dark shirts, Dark fin soup, A game of Darks, Dark ducks, Ginseng, mushrooms, Dark Vader, Dark bread, all the usual Dark stuff.
Oh yeah and Dark horses too!!

2007-12-12 17:16:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hillary Clinton.

2007-12-12 06:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by judy b 4 · 3 0

I try to look on the bright side because the dark side scares the crap out of me. That is where nightmares live.

2007-12-12 08:07:49 · answer #5 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 3 0

You would probably find chuck norris roundhousing the hamburgaler into a revolving door causing it to slam and a horse riding a cowboy over a bed of fuzzy nails during winter while a tornado is raging right beside all of this... then a clown pops up... and dies of too much juice in clemantine oranges. duh everybody knows that

2007-12-11 23:13:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Darth Vader!

2007-12-11 23:08:35 · answer #7 · answered by Titzen_Ash_23 4 · 4 0

the trouble and horror I've try to be honor
like in the same name Vgame Medal of honor
That's just damn silence when u talking
and something around walking and walking
not matter you right,or not matter you wrong
That's terrible Game shouldn't Playing so long

McMurphy 07

2007-12-12 13:33:31 · answer #8 · answered by its_hard_to_invent_id 1 · 3 0

The abyss called my refrigerator, don't go there unless you're very very brave! The food has morphed into a whole new life form in there.

2007-12-12 06:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

The ever elusive "man in the moon"! I think he lives on the dark side!

2007-12-11 23:25:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Pain, misery, suicide. I quit looking there ten years ago. I am an optimist now. I always look on the bright side.

2007-12-11 23:35:31 · answer #11 · answered by curious connie 7 · 6 0

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