Senior Citizens

I watch it regularly & just heard that Alex Trebek was hospitalized Monday night for a heart attack. I'm hoping that his recovery is a speedy one. He's been coming into my living room for so long now, he's part of my family now. ~lol~

2007-12-11 08:59:52 · 23 answers · asked by Shortstuff13 7

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ

2007-12-11 08:49:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered.

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will.).

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions)

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling, huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said...
18 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer.
Additional Details
17 minutes ago

clean my house.

2007-12-11 08:42:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-11 08:36:42 · 7 answers · asked by Riverrat 5

Jewish Country-Western Hits
For *You* I Should Be Singing?!
Honky-Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights
I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)
I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You?
My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight.
New bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament
Stand by Your Mensch
Achy Breaky Hip
I Got the Guilt, You Got the Gelt (I Went and Cut Another Notch in My Belt)
I'm Cryin' in My Manischewitz ('Cause I Lost Rebecca Levitz)
All My Exes Made an Exodus
The Shiksa's Gonna Hit the Fan
Four Thousand Years of Sufferin', and I Had to Marry You
Homeland on the Range
All right, Already, Enough With The Infidelity!
Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes
The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Good-bye'
I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart
You've Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to
Town
Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When They Could
Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business that My Own
Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father Sweat Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're Turning Your Back on Such
a gift! )
That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff

2007-12-11 08:24:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am on Q & A for a bit of light relief, fun. All of a sudden I noticed I only needed 7 points to get to level 3! WOW!
I don't do points but, I got a bit excited and thought Hey!, level 3 up with the big boys ( or slightly bigger boys).
So, there I was, beavering away, trying desperately to answer these Q's to get to level 3!! How sad am I
But I DID IT! I am now level 3!
Longway behind most of you but it's a breakthrough for me.
Bring it on !

2007-12-11 08:16:45 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

For doing something wrong or bad? Could have been a hand, switch, board, or the dreaded razor strap?

2007-12-11 07:53:56 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

all the nice questions about christmas have been removed and I have been reported, so much for the season of good will.

2007-12-11 07:39:38 · 29 answers · asked by Little miss naughty 5

What part are you still proud of?

2007-12-11 07:33:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. "
Mae West
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. "
George Burns
"Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage."
Madeline Kahn

2007-12-11 06:58:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I telephoned the take away to place an order, couldn't get through until I realised I was using the remote control for the TV. Does anyone else have senior moments like this?

2007-12-11 06:46:25 · 31 answers · asked by northern lass 5

shot the man breaking into his neigbor's home -- do you think he was wrong and if so should he go to jail --- i know in most states he would be jailed but i am not sure in texas!!!

2007-12-11 06:41:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

What was different in your family?

My mother was the guiding force and kept the peace. My parents were married 48 years before she died.

2007-12-11 06:38:25 · 26 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6

Other decorations for everyone to enjoy?

2007-12-11 06:36:47 · 16 answers · asked by kayboff 7

(Recipe may be halved)
2 cups butter
24 oz. Chocolate chips
4 cups flour
2 cups brown sugar
2 tsp. Soda
1 tsp. Salt
2 cups sugar
1 8 oz. Hershey Bar (grated)
5 cups blended oatmeal
4 eggs
2 tsp. Baking powder
2 tsp. Vanilla
3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)
Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream
the butter and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with
flour, oatmeal, salt, baking powder, and soda . Add chocolate chips,
Hershey bar, and nuts. Roll into balls, and place two inches apart
on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees.
Makes 112 cookies.

I dont have that many people to feed but when I do this I will half the recipe,

2007-12-11 06:29:24 · 11 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

Was it good or Bad? Were you offended.

Mine was Chipmunk! Cheeks looked like I was storing nut's for winter.♥

2007-12-11 06:25:12 · 36 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defence:

"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."


The defendant smiled.
With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.

2007-12-11 06:23:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

If they develop a drug or serum or something to keep us alive for two hundred years?
Are we all going to end up looking like the Goons from Goon Island in the old Popeye cartoon?

2007-12-11 06:22:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I still think Thrifty Drug Stores have the bestest.

2007-12-11 06:20:00 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

The toes of both my feet, 2nd and 3rd toes grew together and people always comment on it when I walk around barefooted and I was wondering if anyone else has this problem or something like it?

2007-12-11 06:17:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

When they have their finger so far up their noses that they can pull their brains out or is it just gross altogether?

2007-12-11 06:15:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-11 05:50:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why?

2007-12-11 05:49:28 · 52 answers · asked by kayboff 7

2007-12-11 05:47:44 · 24 answers · asked by kayboff 7

As in archaeology, paleontology, other sciences, woodworking, ceramics, etc?

2007-12-11 05:46:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Like in a restaurant? Are you offended when someone else does?

2007-12-11 05:46:17 · 36 answers · asked by kayboff 7

Only thing I can think of is either the Range Rider or Yancy Derringer and they starred Jock Mahoney in both of them?

2007-12-11 05:11:58 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

I eat more diffrent things as 55 years old, Although i still love my salt, Cant give that up, whats your tastes? & cravings? as being older,

2007-12-11 04:43:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

It was a show where you had to guess the identity of some one as a mystery guest. I think it had Kitty Carlisle on it too as a regular and sometimes George Gobel?

2007-12-11 04:43:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

About their history, people, the way they used to live and do live today, whatever?

2007-12-11 04:35:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous