Jewish Country-Western Hits
For *You* I Should Be Singing?!
Honky-Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights
I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)
I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You?
My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight.
New bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament
Stand by Your Mensch
Achy Breaky Hip
I Got the Guilt, You Got the Gelt (I Went and Cut Another Notch in My Belt)
I'm Cryin' in My Manischewitz ('Cause I Lost Rebecca Levitz)
All My Exes Made an Exodus
The Shiksa's Gonna Hit the Fan
Four Thousand Years of Sufferin', and I Had to Marry You
Homeland on the Range
All right, Already, Enough With The Infidelity!
Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes
The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Good-bye'
I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart
You've Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to
Town
Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When They Could
Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business that My Own
Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father Sweat Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're Turning Your Back on Such
a gift! )
That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff
2007-12-11 08:24:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Of course. You sing them all to the tune of "Bubbe Got Knocked Over By a Dreidel." Now have some more Meshuganougat Ice Cream and Hanuka cheese strudel. Eat, eat!
2007-12-11 08:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The Professionals
2016-04-08 21:12:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a comedian you are.
No, I think the tune would sound like
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. Lu, lu, lu.
I like the Elijah one. If you are not of the Jewish faith, you could be offending some. Just giving you a heads up. I am Christian and some of it offends me a bit. Sorry.
Shalom to you, Shalom to you, my friend.
2007-12-11 08:51:29 · answer #3 · answered by makeitright 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Platters said it best in a song Only You!!!!Another star, keep it up and you're going to fall over with so many stars!!!!
2007-12-11 10:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Gee, I am sorry I don't because the lyrics are great. I'm still laughing!!!
2007-12-11 08:39:33 · answer #5 · answered by curious connie 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
nah it goes LA LA LA LA LA DO DE DA DU DUM
2007-12-11 08:35:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You're great! Where do you get this stuff?
2007-12-11 10:25:04 · answer #7 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It goes
"Do do dooo, doo do, doo doodly doo dooo"
2007-12-11 08:31:53 · answer #8 · answered by GeeMail 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOL ,,some of these are sooooo funny!!
2007-12-11 08:38:05 · answer #9 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure those are kosher ?
2007-12-11 09:06:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋