Senior Citizens

2007-09-21 11:01:51 · 15 answers · asked by autumlovr 7

2007-09-21 10:59:09 · 14 answers · asked by autumlovr 7

I personally would rather NOT see:

1) an official looking notification in the mail to show up for jury duty
2) some guy's hairy buttcrack hanging out the back of his chair staring me in the face at a restaurant while I'm trying to eat my dinner
3) a closed sign on the one bathroom at my end of the mall

2007-09-21 10:56:48 · 15 answers · asked by autumlovr 7

Brylcreem a little dab a do ya - They love to get their fingers through your hair

2007-09-21 10:52:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Stinky stinky stinky!

2007-09-21 10:49:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-21 09:23:28 · 30 answers · asked by Diana 7

An attractive senior lady was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....

Clean my house.

2007-09-21 07:24:39 · 25 answers · asked by isotope2007 6

Remember I paid back my husband for his trick playing and I said I'd tell you soon? This is what I did.
He doesn't like spiders. Before anyone says I was cruel with my trick, it was just for fun and he laughed as much as me afterwards.

I picked 11 tomato stalks( you know they look a bit like spiders) then I taped them to the bottom sheet on his side of the bed with clear tape. He only had the bedside light on and no glasses when he pulled back the covers to get in. He thought the bed was crawling with spiders! lol

My question: Do you think his punishment was fair game?

2007-09-21 07:01:38 · 34 answers · asked by ? 5

or do they live on another planet?

2007-09-21 07:01:10 · 12 answers · asked by hilbamabush 2

2007-09-21 06:33:11 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

Cows. In the first grade we went to a dairy where I fell in love with the smell of cows. I still love the smell of cows. They also remind me of my high school friend who went waterskiing with us. We were in the back of the car "mooing" at all the cows along the country roads. We laughed so hard that to this day we have a secret word that always makes us laugh... moo!

2007-09-21 06:30:57 · 36 answers · asked by Granny 6

i have 2 lulu
and marrianne faithful

2007-09-21 06:27:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

What did you enjoy in earlier years that you have ceased to participate in now - simply because you think that there may be bits that would wobble too much or hang out where once there was that washboard torso?

For me it would be .......................

Well, let's see what you admit to first!

2007-09-21 05:11:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

“We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, re ad too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom.

“We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

“We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

“We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

“These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

“Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.





“Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

“Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

“Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

“Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

“Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

“AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

“Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”









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2007-09-21 04:41:42 · 9 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

My girlfriend at work gave me a sample of Givenchy "Very Irresistible". I couldn't get the packet open, so I cut and squeezed it expecting a cream... nope! It was liquid and that's how I'm gonna smell the rest of the day! It does smell very nice.

My favorites are Trevor, Paris and what I call my party perfume. It's top is a big white "O". I forgot the name!

But as rule I wear nothing. LOL

2007-09-21 04:36:55 · 45 answers · asked by Granny 6

I tried to change my picture to show the one with my loverly pink feathered boa. I followed all the directions, but it wouldn't load. Now the original picture won't load either. A couple of you have tried to help, but I guess it's a Yahoo issue and who knows if they'll ever respond to my email or kick me out for saying it's a Yahoo issue. I'm Lady G, not the dreaded infamous Lady Red X! Boo Hoo...

2007-09-21 03:42:35 · 21 answers · asked by Lady G 6

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070921/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_politics_marriage

Check this link out - share your views on this. Ironically, we had a discussion at work just last week on folks' views on how to minimize divorce rates. Many felt that if it were as difficult to marry as it is to divorce, marriages that DID happen would be stronger and involve more committed partners..

What say you? Are you married? What has made your union strong? Are you divorced?

2007-09-21 03:39:56 · 11 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

and no, this does not belong in the pet category, sorry, this is to inlighten our resident, "this belongs in another category"watch dog.

2007-09-21 03:30:59 · 11 answers · asked by hilbamabush 2

German politician Gabriele Pauli wants marriages to automatically dissolve after seven years.

2007-09-21 03:09:37 · 23 answers · asked by Lady G 6

So many are getting in serious trouble here lately, doing all kinds of dasterdly things.

2007-09-21 02:48:56 · 12 answers · asked by hilbamabush 2

(this is how they do it on some of the other sites!)

Which amongst us has ever entertained the thought of a little nip and tuck here and there?

How serious would you be about it?

Is it all about self confidence or a confidence trick on others to roll back the years?

Has anyone actually had a 'proceedure'?

I know we here in the UK are a far way behind our sisters in the USA - but I don't actually know anyone who has had 'work done' - unless it is damn fine work!

The only nip and tuck that I would consider would be on
Mr. Eyedontnose - but give me time!

2007-09-21 02:33:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I was surprised to know what it meant!!

2007-09-21 01:51:00 · 14 answers · asked by ndnquah 6

2007-09-21 01:47:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

before going to bed?

2007-09-21 01:41:07 · 5 answers · asked by hilbamabush 2

We have a wedding to deal with tonight/tomorrow two hours from home. Sunday will either be a one year old's birthday party or a baby shower. Sunday evening it's a bible study class. I'll be pooped before sundown! Do any of you have most wonderful plans?

2007-09-21 01:40:17 · 14 answers · asked by Lady G 6

2007-09-21 01:37:00 · 25 answers · asked by Lady G 6

Some people may have two Avatars? I get a spooky feeling when there is just that face there too.

Why would you want to do this.

I knowthat some people never ask questions. Ummm....

2007-09-21 01:03:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-21 00:06:43 · 5 answers · asked by brithvi 1

My question on "Why do older men marry much younger women?".

I was in the kitchen thinking;--

Sorry about the last paragraph, not the whole question.

The last paragraph, was a bit below the belt, and I really am not a smutty person. -

But it is very common today, especially after a divorce or death.

2007-09-20 16:01:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

Did you get up on the wrong side ofthe bed today?

I think it is wonderful that you and your wife have been married for so long, and I pray you have many more beautiful years together.

That's they way it is intended to be.

And, if you wanted to insult me,you didn't. I am happy for you. And I am happy with myself.

My husband dropped dead in front of me he was only 45 years old.

Have a lovely week end, and God Bless you both.

2007-09-20 15:50:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous