An attractive senior lady was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....
Clean my house.
2007-09-21 07:24:39 · 25 answers · asked by isotope2007 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
That was cute. Thanks for the chuckle.
Now, here's one for you:
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.
The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection. The light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us!!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh Darn! Am I driving?"
2007-09-21 09:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by Gladys 6 · 11⤊ 0⤋
I would not be in a bar first of all, and secondly I would not want a younger man nor an older man. My bones and reflexes would not allow any hanky panky,and yes, I would gladly give anyone man or woman 20 dollars,even 30 dollars to clean my house.
2007-09-21 10:48:15 · answer #2 · answered by lonepinesusan 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-19 07:57:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good grief ! where's everybody at ? these answers (not all but a lot) have not come from our usual "gang". doesn't anybody have a sense of humor today? it's friday - ease up, relax, have a chuckle and enjoy the weekend for pete's sake
i personally thought it was very cute and it gave me quite a chuckle in the end when all she wanted was her house cleaned
2007-09-21 12:26:58 · answer #4 · answered by bassetfreak 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-21 07:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Good one !! Love it !!!! Good heavens no I have never even thought about a younger man !!! But now that I am, can you imagine just trying to keep up with a younger man !!!! No way !!! Besides, once you've had raisins you will never go back to grapes !!!! *smile*
2007-09-21 07:34:34 · answer #6 · answered by Diana 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I most certainly would not, for the simple fact that a money exchange was involved. He was obviously some sort of "entertainer" propositioning for a business deal. I think it is funny though, that you say, "Clean my house." Loooooolz.
However, the art of seduction in my opinion is not nearly as challenging or victorious when money is involved..although I'm sure it was a rather interesting incident...assuming the story is in fact, true.
2007-09-21 07:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
In reality I probably wouldn't get as far as offering him the $20 (I'm SHY, dontcha know!).
It was however, a nice joke.
Good to see you back in form Isotope!
2007-09-21 22:52:38 · answer #8 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey, today that sounds good to me. Ask him if he would clean my house for $20. LOL
2007-09-21 07:30:26 · answer #9 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I would also have him clean my house for $20.
Without question.
2007-09-21 07:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by makawao_kane 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋