Cultures & Groups - 1 December 2007

i have a serious stocking fetish bu telling anyone they would probably look at weird and think i am a crossdresser, which i am not i just like to see a woman in a nice pair of nylons and have them involved in sexual activity.....if anyone else agrees disagrees or has any type of opinion im me send me a mess age and leave me answer i am very interested in discussing this topic with everyone.

2007-12-01 10:28:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

A woman was leaving a convenience store when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.
Behind her, a short distance back, were about 30 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's"
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her too."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."

2007-12-01 09:56:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I try for early but am usually late-Just can't get it together sometimes. Then I spend the whole trip there trying to think up an excuse that sounds really good.

2007-12-01 09:49:13 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Have you been skinny dipping AS AN ADULT? We lived in a house in an association with a pool and occasionally I would swim naked (sometimes alone-sometimes not) in the evenings when I was sure no one would be using the pool. Never had any unexpected guests. They surely would have gotten the sight of their life!!

2007-12-01 09:46:56 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

d that is when we usally lose power. I guess the old fools will have to snuggle tonight. Oh shout the sleet is hitting the windows now . Be safe all in the snow belt.

2007-12-01 09:45:39 · 19 answers · asked by Riverrat 5 in Senior Citizens

1. What's the biggest pride celebration?

2. What's the best gay celebration? (circuit parties, disney gay days etc.)

2007-12-01 09:39:13 · 7 answers · asked by Zach 5 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I have nothing against homosexuality but this annoys me, it just seems so fabricated when they have normal voices then change them over night.

2007-12-01 09:33:17 · 24 answers · asked by honourableone 3 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Did you have a nickname growing up? How about now?
My grandpa beleived everyone should have a nickname-Mine was simple Dede while my sister's was Hooty-sapper-ticker.
Now my nieces and nephews call me Bubbie and My grandkids call me Grandma Bubbie. My BIL calls me Tele-bubbie. Started because my nephew had trouble saying Debi and it just stuck.

2007-12-01 09:31:17 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

and how old were you? When I was about 14 I got a coupon to go to a salon and get my hair cut and styled. It had always been done at home. This would have been 1969. I went and the person who did it must have thought I was 74 not 14. And of course my mom told me how cute it was. I couldn't wait to get home and wash it all out.

2007-12-01 09:25:41 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I collect Santa's and Nativity's. I have so many my goal each year is now to gind the smallest possible. For years that was all anyone got me as gifts. I write on the bottom who gave me each one or where I bought it and it's fun to reminisce each year as I get them out. They have so many memories. My favorite part of Christmas.

2007-12-01 09:22:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Racism are prejudices against other nationalities or people that do not share the same belief or culture that we have grown up with and that has been passed on to us through our family.

2007-12-01 09:17:06 · 10 answers · asked by snookums 4 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Before I start, I want to assure everyone that I'm not anti-American at all, and that this question is based on curiosity.

I've heard a lot of Americans talking about the freedoms they have as an American, and some who seem to think that the US is the only with those freedoms. Are there any freedoms that the US has that the UK, Canada, and Australia, for instance, don't have? Please try to answer in a tolerant way.

2007-12-01 09:11:36 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

My daughter is getting stalked by a gay girl. My daughter is only 13 years old and as what i can tell she's straight. she dates guys and she has friends that are girls. the stalker is also 13. they go to the same schoool, and the stalker threats constantly that " she'll do whatever it takes to get to her" im feeling really bad for my daughter, she doesnt need this. she doesnt deserve this either. i need some advice before it gets worse.

2007-12-01 09:06:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-12-01 08:53:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

WOMEN:
Women are honest, loyal and fogiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
Women want to be the best for their families, their friends, and themselves. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
Women come in all sizes, in all color and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or email you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin!
Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.

MEN:
Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and fixing s***t.

2007-12-01 08:38:16 · 23 answers · asked by Isadora 6 in Senior Citizens

THE SCOT

MacTaggart's wife went into labour in the middle of the night in rural turn-of-the-century Scotland, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a lusty baby boy was brought into the world. "Och!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern by . . . I think there's yet another wee bairn to come."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass. "Na, dinna be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, lad . . . It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.

MacTaggart scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Well, now, mon. Do ye suppose the light's attracting them?"

2007-12-01 08:25:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

My friend, Monica, is an accomplished harpist who frequently plays for weddings, receptions, parties and other such events. She is also blonde and has an appropriately cherubic face.
She was on her way to an engagement at a hotel and stepped into an elevator with her large golden harp. Just before the doors closed, a distinguished gray-haired man stepped on.

As the elevator rose, he looked thoughtfully first at her and then her harp and asked, "And just how far up are you going?"

2007-12-01 08:01:47 · 29 answers · asked by Dan Bueno 4 in Senior Citizens

I use to think that White people were the smartest, but not now. I also am noticing that African people are extremely intelligent and can out shine others too when you really get down to it. Boy, did we have it all wrong.

2007-12-01 07:59:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

orrrow.

2007-12-01 07:49:36 · 15 answers · asked by Riverrat 5 in Senior Citizens

I'm not usually a whiner, but I was so depressed on Thursday morning at work, it scared me. I was almost crying, and I didn't even know why, specifically.

Sure, I have stress in my life, but who doesn't?
My elderly dad is losing his mind, and had yelled at me on Wednesday. His caregiver's husband had died, and he was angry that she wasn't coming that day.
I'm still grieving the loss of my husband ... 21 years ago. Isn't that ridiculous? It's been hitting me upside the head again this week for some reason.
I'm struggling to afford Christmas this year, but I'll manage; I always seem to. I just hate for it to be about money.
I don't get enough sleep -- that could be a major factor, or maybe a symptom.
I have no complaints at all about my health, my house, my car, my kids, my neighbors, my job, or anything else I can think of. I'm angry at myself for being sad; it makes it hard for me to be there emotionally for my youngest child, who is only 10. I feel like such an idiot.

2007-12-01 07:43:29 · 35 answers · asked by Bad Kitty! 7 in Senior Citizens

2007-12-01 07:42:47 · 20 answers · asked by PETER J 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I’m within a few years of retiring, and I find that my retirement incomes will come up a little short of what I’m making now. My dream is to be able to sell some of my artwork to help make up that deficit. I’ve sold a couple of pieces in the past, so I believe that I can do the work. However, I suspect this is a highly competitive market. Because I’m so highly isolated living out here in west Texas and gas prices have gone beyond prohibitive to stupidly ridiculous, I can’t get my work in front of people who can properly evaluate (and hopefully) buy it. Time is another factor, what with working a full time job.

Any suggestions as to what I can do? I guess I need somebody to tell me to either give it up as I don’t have the talent, or keep it up; you’re doing great. If the latter is the case, how would I get my work in front of people who are in a position to buy?

If this doesn’t work, it’s either, “You want fries with that?” or “Welcome to WalMart.” :-)

2007-12-01 07:39:41 · 11 answers · asked by bruce d 2 in Senior Citizens

Why is Hispanic immigration about a "culture war" for socially conservative (largely white) Americans? Hispanic cultures are usually conservative themselves, with conservative Christian (Catholic) values including family values. I honestly want to know what their complaints are- I mean just in terms of culture, not economics. If I were socially conservative I think I would welcome them??

2007-12-01 07:28:31 · 6 answers · asked by rgeleven 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

......is closing next month or is this a rumor? Anyone know for sure?

2007-12-01 07:23:27 · 20 answers · asked by Eve 5 in Senior Citizens

What Have The Scottish Ever Done For Us?









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Sir Alexander Fleming - Discovered Penicillin.

John Boyd Dunlop - Invented the Pneumatic Tyre.

Alexander Graham Bell - Invented the Telephone.

James Watt - Pioneer of the Steam Engine.

Alexander Bain - Invented the first Fax Machine.

John Logie Baird - Invented Television.

James Young Simpson - Discovered Chloroform.

Charles MacIntosh - Invented Waterproof Cloth.

John Loudon McAdam - Invented Tarmacadam for roads.(Tar)

John Napier - Added the point to the Decimal Fraction.

Archibald Barr - Invented the Optical Range Finder.

James Chalmers - Invented the adhesive postage stamp.

George Cleghorn - Discovered that quinine bark acted as a cure for malaria.

Sir James Dewar - Inventor of the vacuum flask.

John Paul Jones - Established the US

2007-12-01 07:20:49 · 18 answers · asked by Angel Bonnie 4 in Senior Citizens

Bring on old age!!! At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year-old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85-year-old groom ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom it's Morris. Again, he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling.
When the newly-weds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Morris is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action.
Once again they enjoy each other. But as Morris gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says, "You mean I was here already?"
Alzheimer's --- it has its advantages.

2007-12-01 07:09:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

Does that mean they hate there own kind, or just too stupid to understand what is going on.

2007-12-01 07:04:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I have been dating this girl for 2 years and i know that she had sex with girls before we went out, but recently i found out she is getting more intrested in women again. I'm not one to share and neither is she. We love each other and we don't want to break up so how do couples deal with it. Do i get a lot of girl on girl pornos or what? Again i don't want to share.

2007-12-01 06:59:58 · 13 answers · asked by Derek D 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

THE AFTERLIFE

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary.... "

"Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."

"What is it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again."

"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

2007-12-01 06:58:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

........married a child, a 10 year old girl?

Was he locked up for 15 days?

2007-12-01 06:58:04 · 14 answers · asked by Rebz 5 in Other - Cultures & Groups