THE AFTERLIFE
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and true to his word, he made contact. "Mary... Mary.... "
"Is that you Fred?"
"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again."
"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."
2007-12-01 06:58:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Very nice Susie
2007-12-01 07:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I trust considered one of the different solutions, that there is reincarnation, even though it regularly would not artwork in considered one of those direct way you describe it, besides the reality that we don't totally understand the device, so who can tell? yet surely our souls are eternal, yet they could desire to circulate by a correction until they arrive to their suited state, and those corrections could take place interior actual bodies. So our souls are changing bodies, like we modify blouse every day, each and every soul going however thousands of reincarnations. We in ordinary terms provide up reincarnating whilst the correction has comprehensive, and truly humanity arrived to that quantity of time now, whilst our souls are mature adequate so we are able to realize the tip of the correction interior this lifetime interior our contemporary bodies. there's a reasonable technological awareness which could clarify reincarnation, and its function in greater beneficial info, it may additionally clarify how the inhabitants of humanity is changing, and why there are distinctive form of people stay in the international looking on specific situations, etc. i'm hoping it facilitates, each and every of the ideal.
2016-10-10 00:29:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Harry Houdini the escapologist and debunker of spiritualist and mediums, left elaborate plans,secret codes and I think money to try and prove it was possible to contact us from the other side he has not been heard of, not even as a sexy rabbit from Kansas.
2007-12-01 16:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to raise rabbits in South Dakota and it is like that. Very funny, and brought back memories.
2007-12-01 07:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would like to be reincarnated as an archeobacteria so I could live in a volcano.
2007-12-01 07:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I believe in reincarnation. But we don't come back as animals.
2007-12-01 07:01:46 · answer #6 · answered by Pamela V 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-12-01 07:01:26 · answer #7 · answered by Freakin 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
lmao! That's one busy rabbit!
hugs and a star x
2007-12-01 12:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't believe in reincarnation, but that's a funny joke! :-D
2007-12-01 07:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by nicholebeth 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I still dont believe it. Funny story though
2007-12-01 07:01:43 · answer #10 · answered by eduardomchl 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋