Bring on old age!!! At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25-year-old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85-year-old groom ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom it's Morris. Again, he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling.
When the newly-weds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Morris is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action.
Once again they enjoy each other. But as Morris gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says, "You mean I was here already?"
Alzheimer's --- it has its advantages.
2007-12-01 07:09:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Print it off for friends by all means, Pat.
We need to keep the humour alive :-)
2007-12-01 07:17:24 · update #1
lol good one thanx for making me smile-not long ago i was in the garden brew in one hand and ciggy in the other-when i finished instead of flicking my stub i threw my cup across the garden the stub stayed in my other hand-i just stood there thinking oh no its happening already!! im only 40 guess its downhill from here on
2007-12-04 18:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one! To answer your question, my last senior moment was earlier today. I went Christmas shopping with a girlfriend to a town about 65 miles north of my house. We decided to hit a Walmart store before we headed home, and as I am standing in line, I comment how much the store has changed referring to the one I usually go to that is 25 miles south of my house.My friend(she is 12 years younger than me) reminded me that we were in a different store.I felt really old. LOL
2007-12-01 08:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Went to church on my own the other Sunday. Drove because I was late. After Church i went to a newsagent to buy a paper and met a friend. Had a chat and went home. Two hours later my wife came home and said, "Where's the car?" There was that moment when I realised that I had left the car somewhere but could not for the life of me remember where. yes I did remember about and hour later
2007-12-02 05:52:56 · answer #3 · answered by Scouse 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Today actually. I thought it was Friday. Everything told me it wasn't. The Saturday paper being delivered, Hannah Montana being on in the morning instead of the News shows. I kept looking at the calendar and getting confused. Then it dawned on me that it really was Saturday and not Friday. Really punchy from lack of sleep I guess.
2007-12-01 09:03:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aw that was so funny.Thanks. I had a most embarrassing senior moment. I live but a minute walk from the drug store and always walk there. One day as I was walking home I noticed my car was not in the driveway then I realized that I left my car at the drug store. (I had stopped there on my way home from my friends house).......Well my neighbor had a good laugh.
2007-12-01 13:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Leana 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
appears like she attached with somebody else and broke up with you so she does not get caught, then extremely of waiting a whilst to get with the different guy she did you a 'prefer' by utilising going to promenade with you... and found out she nonetheless has thoughts for you. which may be confusing, huh? stable good fortune, yet i might ask her for the fact earlier you get in a lot deeper.
2016-11-13 04:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by colbert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What? Where in the heck am I? Did somebody say somethin? Why is it so dark? Oh, yea, I'll take off my blinders.
What do you mean; " get out of the street?"
Good one. Have a star.
2007-12-01 07:17:55 · answer #7 · answered by Eve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A positive side to alzheimers- I love the idea!
2007-12-01 07:16:28 · answer #8 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the best Alheimer's joke I've ever heard. Most of them are mean spirited.
If it ain't broke don't fix it.
2007-12-01 09:48:58 · answer #9 · answered by Moe 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a great twist at the end ... I never suspected what was happening. I loved it!
2007-12-01 07:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by Bad Kitty! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋