A woman was leaving a convenience store when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.
Behind her, a short distance back, were about 30 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's"
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her too."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line."
2007-12-01 09:56:32 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
omg this is just too funny !!!
and you mean to try and convince me that there were only 30
women in line !!?
save my place please !!!
2007-12-01 14:26:45 · answer #1 · answered by bassetfreak 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute story. There was a time when I would have fought for first place in line. I agree with Mr. Ed also. A New Orleans Jazz Funeral Parade is a great way to go out.
2007-12-01 14:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by Just Hazel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a funeral, you could desire to no longer be in the funeral line besides except you acquire there by using twist of destiny.... if a funeral procession of vehicles is exiting the funeral domicile then you definately could desire to end and enable them to all circulate away jointly... in the event that they are coming from the choice direction, you do no longer something and in the event that they are at the back of you, they're going to stay at the back of you... in the event that they are on a considerable highway, purely get into yet another lane and enable them to circulate by using.... as for ambulances and firetrucks AND police autos... if their light fixtures are flashing and their sirens are blowing end and circulate out of how in the event that they are at the back of you, while you're on a 2 way highway and that they are coming in the direction of you, pull to the main suitable so some distance as you could until they get by using you.... and in the event that they are on a considerable highway, purely make certain they are able to get by using you--the two in yet another lane or pull over to the main suitable to enable them to by using you.
2016-10-18 12:50:55 · answer #3 · answered by goldthorpe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet the line was a long one! Chuckles Debi!!!!
2007-12-01 10:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is an excellent story, but may give ideas.
2007-12-01 11:32:10 · answer #5 · answered by rem552000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no but i will add that no one has lived till they witness a jazz funeral procession in new orleans!!!
2007-12-01 10:08:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I absolutly LOVE it, thanks so much! I am going to get my former mother in law and get in line. A bright shiny star for you!
2007-12-01 10:24:15 · answer #7 · answered by slk29406 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you happen to see my wife in that line?
2007-12-01 11:10:41 · answer #8 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh no. That is so bad it is funny.
2007-12-01 10:06:47 · answer #9 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will have to remember this for my friend. Thanks for the laughter.
2007-12-01 10:32:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋