It's Saturday, and we have a big week end in the big house. The boss is on the the way. Get the sherry from the cook. Now! Get the cook to stop pinching the sous chef's bottom. He is getting worried, he is only a young laddie, and she is chasing him around the kitchen while he is holding food. Get your tarton on McTealc, don't know what you were up to last night! Good grief man! And retire to your bedroom until that sporron gets itself in the right place. Barbara you are always so sweet, please collect the heather, at least you won't set it alight. Goldwing, we need a bouncer. Just come as you are, black t-shits and all.
The girls are fluffing their feathers, in anticipation, and for once it is not raining. We need a pianist, any volunteers? And someone to play the bagpipes. Volunteers please, very urgent? How about American Patriot.? I think you would play the bagpipes with a lot of aplomb, but would you wear a kilt?Mc teacl, please see the Whisky is scottish.
2007-10-12
15:18:18
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