2007-10-12 15:15:06 · 15 answers · asked by Zombie Princess, (2012) 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He wait a minute, the original snake used to sport a beautiful pair of legs!!! I just can't get over that fact in my mind, yet... Did all the snakes lost their legs at the same moment when one spoke for Satan? I can't help to think that when Adam was naming the animals that God was bringing to him, he must have asked each one of them how they would like to be called... They probably all talked. In fact, God was expecting Adam to pick one of the animals for a mate... I wonder what the sheep was telling Adam...
2007-10-12 15:31:55 · answer #1 · answered by Opus 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Donkeys are a higher life form. Sent to watch over humanity.
Snakes are only looking out for themselves.
2007-10-12 22:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snakes can be beautiful,sneaky, and very poisonous yet deadly,like the devil..
Donkeys are very smart, knowing when to pull the load and when to rest and they love it when you depend on them when all else fails, like God...
2007-10-12 22:29:23 · answer #3 · answered by *DestinyPrince* 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because everyone knows donkeys are much better than snakes
2007-10-12 22:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by JFK fan--(Hug Brigade) 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, snakes eat rats and other small vermin (good thing). Donkeys just take dumps and don't do what you want.
2007-10-12 22:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by ranch_tester 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
And if an animal speaks to you and you think it might be God. you better listen. You know what I mean?
2007-10-12 22:38:41 · answer #6 · answered by dreamdress2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All I know is that when E. F. Hutton talks, people listen. What, am I too old?
2007-10-12 22:20:58 · answer #7 · answered by Frank B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
neither snakes nor donkeys can talk u genius -_- thats super dumb
2007-10-12 22:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
you better find some animal that is talking Good Sense, and listen to it!
2007-10-12 22:21:37 · answer #9 · answered by waterlin 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am sure the Fundies have a ready-made slogan of an "answer" for this.
2007-10-12 22:20:00 · answer #10 · answered by Milepost 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋