It's Saturday, and we have a big week end in the big house. The boss is on the the way. Get the sherry from the cook. Now! Get the cook to stop pinching the sous chef's bottom. He is getting worried, he is only a young laddie, and she is chasing him around the kitchen while he is holding food. Get your tarton on McTealc, don't know what you were up to last night! Good grief man! And retire to your bedroom until that sporron gets itself in the right place. Barbara you are always so sweet, please collect the heather, at least you won't set it alight. Goldwing, we need a bouncer. Just come as you are, black t-shits and all.
The girls are fluffing their feathers, in anticipation, and for once it is not raining. We need a pianist, any volunteers? And someone to play the bagpipes. Volunteers please, very urgent? How about American Patriot.? I think you would play the bagpipes with a lot of aplomb, but would you wear a kilt?Mc teacl, please see the Whisky is scottish.
2007-10-12 15:18:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Dragon and Intdragon,bring your firends, but no smoking, ask them to do "the twist", should be interesting with their tails. Well her comes the boss, weaving up the road. OMG she has gone straight past, to the next Inn. Tellthem yo willbring her back tomorrow toappoligise! Someone go and get her quickly and give her loads of coffee. I'm in thelounge, haing tea if anyonewant me.
2007-10-12 15:24:27 · update #1
Goldwing, mean't black t-shirt. Oops.
2007-10-12 15:25:41 · update #2
Sorry for mistakes. Now in a hurry. but ya'll know what I mean!
2007-10-12 15:27:53 · update #3
The occassion is the occassion. any excuse for a party. Unles someone want to propose, to someone, then we will get the Minister in.
2007-10-12 15:29:09 · update #4
It's a Kilt occassion. We will be stripping the willow.(It's a dance. Later we can throw in some good old time Rock n Roll.
2007-10-13 01:07:24 · update #5
oh pleasse count me in !! after 8 days in the hospital i need all the party i can get.!! have missed so much here don't know if i will ever get caught up - new avatars, new names etc --
just too much for my brain to handle tonight -- will have to do some serious reading tomorrow and maybe i'll be ready for the party - if not, then maybe somebody can fill me in at the party !!
hope to see you soon !!
2007-10-12 15:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by bassetfreak 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I see dear friend
We are last to be invited again.
Us dragons, you know
Can put on quite a show.
Your Boss you say
Is commin' this way?
It can't be the brat
with the silly old hat.
The one with the bow legged pony?
The one who is a phony?
The one who lives near a ditch
that is a crazy old b****?
The one we all love
I'll give her a present from above.
A big splat
on her crazy old hat.
Oh yes! The dragons will be there
Ms Barbara beware
you might get fire in your hair.
Yon cook is makin' a score
with the laddie & more.
McTealc is busted
his metal is rusted.
A black tank top
will not protect any of you flops.
As for you, a special gift awaits
You'll be serving my special plate.
Called Wrench of Lewis.
2007-10-13 08:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by dragon 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Tc was a Steward in HM Royal Navy and me, Bj, I've done a bit of Silver Service amongst other things so, as the old pins are no longer able to trip the light fantastic we would take it as an honour to serve you and your illustrious guests.. We need no payment.....the experience and aforementioned honour is all the payment we require.
2007-10-13 15:47:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You dinna wake a sleeping dragon in the middle of the night without a good excuse! Now where is this party? And what foolishness are ye humans up to now?
Get things organized...I'm off to see the wee roc-a-billies in the nursery. What IS that racket? Ah yes...I was afeared o' this! The wee ones ha' taken their "Roc Star" names ta heart and now are assaultin' these ol' ears with that she'et they call "music". Will someone PLEASE pull the plug outa that amplifier?
2007-10-13 06:22:56 · answer #4 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
FINALLY!! I've a yen to trip the light fantastic. I've gathered the heather,(when I'd finished with some laddie with a kilt about his head!),just the time to roll our famous Highland cigars and I'll come to seat the guests...
2007-10-13 04:58:46 · answer #5 · answered by Barbara D 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I'll be there. I can't play an instrument, but I love to dance. Since it's formal, I'll get one of those frilly, fancy dresses I've waited all my life to wear. Oh, how exciting!
2007-10-13 00:39:10 · answer #6 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dang. You did this when I was out of town! I hope y'all had a great party anyway, and know that I was definitely there in spirits -- Oops. I mean spirit!
2007-10-13 14:05:29 · answer #7 · answered by felines 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear justme..... I don't know what I can offer for your shindig. I'm not musical, can't dance and I'm not a good cook. Oh dear, what could I do to help out? I also have my trusty black lab at my side who would also like to be of service. Let me know dear one and we will be there to help!
2007-10-13 01:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Will you dance the Gay Gordons it used to be my favourite Scottish dance in the fifties, but is it PC now?
2007-10-13 11:17:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would love to be at this party. I could always put on the southern charm and serve guests?
See you there Ma'am.
2007-10-12 22:48:18 · answer #10 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋