Society & Culture - 26 September 2006

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.”
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill.”
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are." We're not interested.”
Then God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
...........There, that ought to offend just about everybody.

2006-09-26 15:15:05 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I'm not sure what I believe in right now. I'm not sure what religion I want to have for the rest of my life, so why must I take part in a cerermony that confermns me into a religion that I don't believe in. SUre I believe in God, but I need to get my beliefs straight first. Why do I have to make my confirmation?

2006-09-26 15:14:36 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-26 15:14:12 · 16 answers · asked by pkstn lover 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Energy can't be distroyed it can only be transformed.

2006-09-26 15:13:46 · 10 answers · asked by Weldon 5 in Religion & Spirituality

No beating around the bush. Please just answer yes or no.

2006-09-26 15:13:43 · 25 answers · asked by chocolatelovergirl 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Be honest. I mainly pose this question to Christians but anybody can chime in.

2006-09-26 15:13:09 · 22 answers · asked by Becca 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-26 15:12:23 · 16 answers · asked by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 in Religion & Spirituality

If he was a woman in a former life, is he really gay or a woman in a man's body?

2006-09-26 15:12:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

lighten up lets just have fun here, that's why this category is so slow and boring

2006-09-26 15:11:49 · 9 answers · asked by IM THE GAY GOD ALL FEAR ME 5 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

How long do you think God will continue to put up with all the wickedness that is in this world? If God didn't spare the angels that sinned how do think that he will spare the people of this world? Jesus is coming and the ones that are left behind will perish in their unstable ways.

2006-09-26 15:10:29 · 16 answers · asked by scorpion 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Do you believe evolotion is correct and that god created it to create all living things?

2006-09-26 15:10:13 · 12 answers · asked by AuBrEy 1 in Religion & Spirituality

We try to help them from getting their hineys stabbed on Judgement Day and they ridicule us! I woudn;t want to be their butts on Judgement Day.

2006-09-26 15:10:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

They're keeping me awake!

2006-09-26 15:09:35 · 11 answers · asked by doodlenatty 4 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-09-26 15:09:30 · 20 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Christmas

2006-09-26 15:08:45 · 9 answers · asked by Phil 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-26 15:08:31 · 10 answers · asked by Arianrhod 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Ive put my primordial goo mudd in a petri dish.. and I called forth a hottie cuttie boy to evolve out of it.. and nothing !! I asked...I begged... I asked him to evolve out of the dish and play me a romantic tune... and nothing.. I asked for beethovins 9th.... nothing..just primordial goo and a kind of a hush...then I asked for anything...just a little hello from the primal stew... and nothing..then I cried and begged for at least a monkey to leap out and play the banjo.....then I said I would settle for one chorus of the boogie woogie blues... and zilch!!!! I put an electric charge over it and called forth an amoeba or two to play tennis with..and zero...! What am I doing wrong ?? is there an ingredient Im missing to get that evolutionary man of my dreams ?? Please help me with ur primal advice ... plzzzz ????

2006-09-26 15:08:08 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Religion & Spirituality

everyother race was compensated: jews( slavery was a 500 year genocide, holocaust lasted 6/8 at most??) asians in internment camps???? weres our 40 acres and a mule...... and why do white people feel we dont deserve it

white people dont know black struggles so why are they so quick to say your lazy..... ur using a crutch........ they know the fight isnt fair for us. ( notice i said us , as in other blacks, so if ur not black what do u kno about black struggles...... remember that)

2006-09-26 15:08:07 · 20 answers · asked by if huey freeman was a girl...... 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-09-26 15:08:02 · 2 answers · asked by Weldon 5 in Religion & Spirituality

The sense of belonging? Being forgiven? Using rational science to explain the mysterious? The hymns?
Tell me the most *wonderful* thing about being *whatever* you are! : )

2006-09-26 15:07:51 · 14 answers · asked by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 in Religion & Spirituality

or anybody else?

2006-09-26 15:07:02 · 3 answers · asked by nodumgys 7 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-09-26 15:06:16 · 17 answers · asked by cleo t 2 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-09-26 15:06:13 · 11 answers · asked by Weldon 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Trust me. All you non-believers in the Pink Unicorn will be sorry on Judgement Day and then it will too late. I wouldn't want my hiney stabbed.

2006-09-26 15:05:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My beloved has a cell phone number that is so similar to a local pizzeria's, that some people call her ordering pizza. Most people understand when she tells them they got the wrong number. A woman tonight didn't.

Beloved is Russian, and has a Russian accent. The woman on the phone demanded to "talk to someone there who speaks English." "What do you think I've been speaking?" beloved shouted.

So I, with my all-American voice, said, "I'll take the order, it's okay" and winked.

And then I "took it."

She's waiting for her pizza as we speak. I feel a little bad, but I'm laughing.

2006-09-26 15:04:47 · 10 answers · asked by GreenEyedLilo 7 in Other - Society & Culture

lazy people need to stop being babied, they might actually get a job if we stop handing out free welfare and food stamps to people who just don't think working is necessary? some people actually have babies as a source of an Income, the more kids they have the more free money they get? do you think this is right?

2006-09-26 15:02:22 · 17 answers · asked by Nikki 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Pllease don't say just wear green because its not going to happen every St. Patricks day.

2006-09-26 15:01:13 · 15 answers · asked by firedragon 4 in St. Patrick's Day

I am a senior in high school and I am on the yearbook committee. We want this yearbook to be new and creative with a 007 James Bond theme (class of 2007). However, we have 4 extra pages and want some creative ideas to fill those pages. Any cool ideas?

2006-09-26 15:00:14 · 6 answers · asked by The Force 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Exgays usually lead single, celibate lives. Is there any chance an exgay could get a girlfriend/ or even get married?

2006-09-26 14:59:02 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3 in Religion & Spirituality

After giving his hoof up for you and creating the universe, why do you people mock the Great Unicorn? Aren't you afraid of having your hiney stabbed on Judgement Day?!

2006-09-26 14:58:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality