We try to help them from getting their hineys stabbed on Judgement Day and they ridicule us! I woudn;t want to be their butts on Judgement Day.
2006-09-26 15:10:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because I for one think the Pink Unicorn is not in fact pink, She is Purple. I think all Pink Unicorners are dumb because they think pink is purple, when purple is quite obviously purple. I blame people who cannot see out of my eyes for not seeing what I see, and I tell them all they are going to go to Boomba-zoomba when they die and be tormented for all eternity by everything yucky I can possibly think of, and then some. They will have no redemption in the eyes of the Purple Pokiness of Power, and will all die a thousand horrible deaths every second because they don't believe what I do.
2006-09-26 15:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Banba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To help you grow up.
Read some frikkin philosophy if you want to criticize traditional religion. Hey, start with Kant -- think you can handle that, smartass? Or would your wittle bwain bweak?
2006-09-26 15:23:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
because the unicorn is stupid... the FSM is the one true god...
2006-09-26 15:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by lnfrared Loaf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*smirk snicker*
2006-09-26 15:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋