Trust me. All you non-believers in the Pink Unicorn will be sorry on Judgement Day and then it will too late. I wouldn't want my hiney stabbed.
2006-09-26 15:05:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You can't get to heaven on good deeds. You must accept The Pink Unicorn into your heart. The Pink Unicorn spreads his manure for all to hear and smell.
It's like all religions.You have to buy into horseshit. Some piles are bigger than others.
2006-09-26 15:13:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to read the Bible or stop believing in "Starbrite" and her pink unicorn. The Bible will tell you that Jesus is the one who will arrive on the "white horse" and destroy the wicked that will not conform to God's principles. It's called Armageddon not Judgment day. Judgment Day occurs when the 1000 years is taking place and people will be judged according to the knowledge they get from the new scrolls that will be opened when the earth is restored to a paradise earth.
2006-09-26 22:13:44 · answer #2 · answered by Gail B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where the heck did you come up with a Pink Unicorn??? There is no such thing as a Unicorn, less a pink one. Get real, IMHO.
Regards,
Sasquatch Ã
2006-09-26 22:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by Ol' Sasquatch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Pink Unicorn cult can't exist. Noah wiped it out when he didn't allow the Unicorn onto the boat!
Unless.... *gasp*
2006-09-26 22:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by raven7night 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats the pink unicorn?
2006-09-26 22:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by alinanonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, aren't you hilarious -- you pathetic sophomoric idiot. Go read a book.
2006-09-26 22:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IMPALE THE NON-BELIEVER!
2006-09-26 22:13:36 · answer #7 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋