God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.”
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill.”
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are." We're not interested.”
Then God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
...........There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
2006-09-26 15:15:05 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
LMAO!!! Awesome :)
2006-09-26 15:16:14 · answer #1 · answered by lillith6662000 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There.... that "ought" to offend everybody...........
Too bad I'm too strong minded to be offended by silly jokes, although I thought the story was interesting.
2006-09-26 22:20:43 · answer #2 · answered by Myzz Undastood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
speaking as a mexican/spanish/black american **** that ****...but as a person that shits pretty funny. I think that theres a time and a place for racist jokes...and its in church!!lol!jk but sometimes we get too sensitive and dont realize that theyre JUST jokes!!!
2006-09-26 22:43:09 · answer #3 · answered by emanuel m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now remember, you don't want to offend anyone. By the way Jewish people are poor tippers (I know, I deliver pizzas). Opps, I hope I didn't offend anyone!
2006-09-26 22:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by james w 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm offended that you left some out !
2006-09-26 22:17:45 · answer #5 · answered by Scorpius59 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it does, then they deserve it. Let 'em have hard and dirty, that way they remember it. (George S. Patton)
Good Job. If yahoo admonishes you tell them to stuff it.
2006-09-26 22:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, haha thats so funny. Best laugh i had all day.
2006-09-26 22:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by jen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yup.. just about everybody but racist white anglo-saxon protestants.
2006-09-26 22:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by Vino 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wait...who's this God person you speak of???
2006-09-26 22:16:53 · answer #9 · answered by Boodie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty funny.
2006-09-26 22:26:44 · answer #10 · answered by Muslimah 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2006-09-26 22:31:23 · answer #11 · answered by whidd2003 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋