After giving his hoof up for you and creating the universe, why do you people mock the Great Unicorn? Aren't you afraid of having your hiney stabbed on Judgement Day?!
2006-09-26 14:58:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I have totally accepted him into my heart. I sin daily some are more fun that others. He died for my sins with hoof and mouth disease so heavens gates would be open to accursed wretched vermin as myself.
I hate when people mock the book of the unicorn. It's equine inspired, although some think its horseshit.
2006-09-26 15:01:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
To show devotion to the Pink Unicorn, His Mighty Horniness, should I get a tattoo of his likeness?
2006-09-26 22:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your pink unicorn is a making of your vain imagination. I can testify that Jesus Christ is the true and living God. He is good and merciful and worthy of praise. There are countless Christian who can testify of His goodness and mercy. One day, every knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord.
http://www.chick.com/information/general/salvation.asp
2006-09-26 22:04:06 · answer #3 · answered by frankyglitz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you may want to seek serious help. you might also want to learn who you are going to answer to on judgment day, trust me it ain't a pink unicorn and the punishment will be alot worse than having your hiney stabbed.
2006-09-26 22:02:52 · answer #4 · answered by fenian1916 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Very good almost as good as my confess to a witch, public confessional.
2006-09-26 22:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by Greanwitch 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Flying Spaghetti Monster(may you be touched by his noodly appendage) rules........HERETIC!!!
2006-09-26 22:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by eantaelor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know, I just don't get it! They can't prove that he doesn't exist! Hahahaha...I love it.
2006-09-26 22:02:05 · answer #7 · answered by ~ Sara ~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ is the only one go save u it took his blood
2006-09-26 22:02:55 · answer #8 · answered by rnd1938 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL thanks!! it made me laugh
2006-09-26 22:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Catcanscratch 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋