Ive put my primordial goo mudd in a petri dish.. and I called forth a hottie cuttie boy to evolve out of it.. and nothing !! I asked...I begged... I asked him to evolve out of the dish and play me a romantic tune... and nothing.. I asked for beethovins 9th.... nothing..just primordial goo and a kind of a hush...then I asked for anything...just a little hello from the primal stew... and nothing..then I cried and begged for at least a monkey to leap out and play the banjo.....then I said I would settle for one chorus of the boogie woogie blues... and zilch!!!! I put an electric charge over it and called forth an amoeba or two to play tennis with..and zero...! What am I doing wrong ?? is there an ingredient Im missing to get that evolutionary man of my dreams ?? Please help me with ur primal advice ... plzzzz ????
2006-09-26 15:08:08 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The ingredient you're missing is time. If you want anything to evolve from that you'll have to wait a few million years.
2006-09-26 15:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by Girl Wonder 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very simple advice: Cut out a big hole in your skull (the part above the things you see with) and remove all that gray, squishy stuff. You don't really need it and now you have an extra storage space for your keys and wallet.
2006-09-26 15:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few billion years of environments that encourage the formation of humans and intelligence. Of course, you're gonna have a few million species along the way, many of which will die off.
2006-09-26 15:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you put in the jaw bone of an ***, two monkey hairs, a toads wart and then put it under 5 tons of pressure it begins to change.
2006-09-26 15:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Prophecy+History=TRUTH 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl Wonder is right. The correct fairy tale is to kiss a frog and wait a few million years and a prince really will come.
2006-09-26 15:14:01 · answer #5 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Evolution is taught as a theory not a fact. Try eating peanut butter.
2006-09-26 15:12:56 · answer #6 · answered by comeonletsgo 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That hard of a time getting a man, huh? Sad.
2006-09-26 15:20:19 · answer #7 · answered by Indigo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously do not have enough faith.
And, keep in mind that prayers are not always answered. Evolution works in mysterious ways.
2006-09-26 15:13:56 · answer #8 · answered by Left the building 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...you're so clever, NOT! How long do you think evolution takes. It's not an overnight thing.
2006-09-26 15:11:13 · answer #9 · answered by ~ Sara ~ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its a tuesday silly! thats why, sheesh, you cant make boyfriends out of goo on tuesdays d-:
2006-09-26 15:12:09 · answer #10 · answered by None 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋