Society & Culture - 8 August 2006

2006-08-08 22:56:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Xemu. Xemu was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Earth, except in those days it was called Teegeeack.

Now Xemu had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were over-populated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.

Xemu took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and the Loyal Officers. Then with the help of psychiatrists he called in billions of people for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of alcohol and glycol mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).

These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Earth where the paralysed people were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Xemu then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.

The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "thetan" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of souls were being blown around by the nuclear winds he had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).

After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were God, The Devil and Christ. In the story this process is called "implanting".

When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.

As for Xemu, the Loyal Officers finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain on one of the planets. He is kept in by a force-field powered by an eternal battery and Xemu is still alive today.

That is the end of the story. And so today everyone is full of these clusters of souls called "body thetans". And if we are to be a free soul then we have to remove all these "body thetans" and pay lots of money to do so. And the only reason people believe in God and Christ was because it was in the film their body thetans saw 75 million years ago.

2006-08-08 22:56:16 · 36 answers · asked by Eadaoin n 3 in Religion & Spirituality

what are the signs I should look for? the way he is when we go out? or his belongings: car, laptop, etc...?
or the way he is too careful about everything?? how can I tell that he is just carefull or doesn't like to waste things?

2006-08-08 22:55:50 · 15 answers · asked by Como 2 in Etiquette

i met her in moscow last week and now i think about her everydays and night.i love her so much but i donno about her.cause i think she look at me like an ordinary friend.there is 3 big problems first shes american and i heard americans hate russians,second she is jew and im christian and besides shes black and im white...

2006-08-08 22:48:34 · 7 answers · asked by last spiritual man 1 in Other - Society & Culture

if you are fat often its because you are greedy, if you are greedy you don't like to share (most often) if you don't like to share you are selfish if you are selfish with food maybe you are selfish generally? I'm not saying this is a fact but just want to know opinions

2006-08-08 22:47:22 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-08 22:45:07 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A conversation endded up with only big people and big breasts get food on their clothes. Come on skinnies do you do it too?

2006-08-08 22:44:06 · 30 answers · asked by sinkcat 3 in Etiquette

my parents are heavily chirstian and so don't beleive in me having sex before marriage. I'm 16 and have a boyfriend, we've been having sex for about a month now. Last night my mum came to pick me up form y friends house randomly saying "we need to have a serious talk when we get home". I found out (after looking in my room) that she'd realised my diary so knows everything. How is she going to react? I'm scared she'll go and talk to my boyfriend and his parents.
Has anyone else gone through this?
or know what I can do or how I can get through the "serious talk"?

2006-08-08 22:39:47 · 46 answers · asked by izzatch 1 in Religion & Spirituality

you know nothing. And you wonder why non-theists think you are ignorant.

I can't seem to grasp the concept of not being brain-washed is equal to not knowing anything.

Can someone please explain the logic used to come to such a conclusion?

2006-08-08 22:39:46 · 5 answers · asked by upallnite 5 in Religion & Spirituality

i've got friends who are strong believers and friends who are very non-believers.

I have seen the arguments to both sides. but still i'm still not sure of either side.

what makes you believe/not believe in god?

2006-08-08 22:38:02 · 49 answers · asked by Spidergurl 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-08 22:37:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

WE CHASE MISPRINTED LIFE WE FACE THE PATH OF TIME AND YET I FIGHT AND YET I FIGHT THIS BATTLE ALL ALONE NO ONE TO CRY TOO NO PLACE TO CALL HOME MY GIFT OF SELF IS RAPED MY PRIVERCY IS RAKED AND YET I FIGHT AND YET I FIGHT THESE BATTLES ALL ALONE IF I CANT BE MY OWN ID FEEL BETTER DEAD

2006-08-08 22:35:49 · 5 answers · asked by last spiritual man 1 in Other - Society & Culture

Now that we live in a world where people are getting smarter, and information flows across the globe more easily, why have we not seen any images or proof of miracles in the world?
Simple question.

Oh and none of that Babies being born are a miracle, or people falling in love. If we can explain it, and reproduce it in some cases, its not a miracle.

2006-08-08 22:35:06 · 25 answers · asked by A Drunken Man 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Tell me about it!!!!!

2006-08-08 22:34:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-08 22:33:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-08-08 22:31:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Community Service

2006-08-08 22:30:36 · 18 answers · asked by greg h 2 in Other - Society & Culture

This is not an attack question. I'm curious to know if it would change your mind. I know I'm inviting insults from those who hate religion, but It's ok I still want their opinions.

2006-08-08 22:30:02 · 31 answers · asked by wudbiser 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-08 22:29:26 · 11 answers · asked by Axel ∇ 5 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-08 22:29:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-08 22:27:58 · 14 answers · asked by raul b 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

hi what do you think happens when you die?i think that you live the same life over and over again and deja vu explains this as we are remembering our last life as it has happened before.do u think this is possible?

2006-08-08 22:26:02 · 25 answers · asked by blueeyedblonde 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-08 22:25:09 · 21 answers · asked by phishycoding 4 in Other - Society & Culture

i mean arent they lesbian because they love what a woman looks like..?why do they go all out and strut around like men wearin backwards ball caps and shorts and really short hair cuts..doesnt that sort of defeat the purpose of bein lesbian? some women look way way to much like men, and i dont mean to be rude or insulting so dont answer me all mad and stuff thats not what this is about...its just that i have always wondered why a woman who wants to be with another woman, (which is cool in my book, i dont judge)would go way out of her way to look like a man....

2006-08-08 22:24:43 · 12 answers · asked by Hellfire 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-08-08 22:23:40 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2006-08-08 22:21:04 · 16 answers · asked by Ickey J 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-08 22:20:24 · 14 answers · asked by raul b 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-08 22:17:32 · 14 answers · asked by Ickey J 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Like it states they should cover their head; so why don't they do it?

It says: 'every woman who prays or prophesises with her head uncovered dishonours her head'? Do women just read the bits that say men must submit?

2006-08-08 22:15:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

If the bible is real, then how does it explain the existance of other religions, particularly asian history which pre dates the supposed date 0 a.d. . Was there a tear in the space time continuim? Also how does the bible and christianity explain the existence of indiginous people, who by no interferal of outside society have come to worship their own gods?

2006-08-08 22:15:40 · 11 answers · asked by Josh V 3 in Religion & Spirituality