Do you believe what I believe? If so, let's be friends and stroke each other's ego, and tell people how sinful they are and how they're all going to hell for not believing our ghost story. Then we can thump bibles on each other's heads and speak in tongues during sleepovers that we can't have 'cause we'll be tempted by the flesh and we should be ashamed of our bodies and our sexualities and our ability to think for ourselves. So, (sigh) on second thought let's just agree that everyone else is going to hell and that you and I are, like, brothers and sisters in this Christ-guy - who, FYI, is the one and only true god 'cause other religions are, like, SOOOO wrong. I mean, if we're right, how could we be wrong? I know! Deep, huh? TOTALLY original thought. You were thinking the same thing? Oh SHUT-UP! No way! Gawd, we are soooo on the same wavelength!
So, do you agree? You'd better...
In other words: SU(% MY FU(%IN' D!CK!!!
2006-06-15
10:46:27
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