Do you believe what I believe? If so, let's be friends and stroke each other's ego, and tell people how sinful they are and how they're all going to hell for not believing our ghost story. Then we can thump bibles on each other's heads and speak in tongues during sleepovers that we can't have 'cause we'll be tempted by the flesh and we should be ashamed of our bodies and our sexualities and our ability to think for ourselves. So, (sigh) on second thought let's just agree that everyone else is going to hell and that you and I are, like, brothers and sisters in this Christ-guy - who, FYI, is the one and only true god 'cause other religions are, like, SOOOO wrong. I mean, if we're right, how could we be wrong? I know! Deep, huh? TOTALLY original thought. You were thinking the same thing? Oh SHUT-UP! No way! Gawd, we are soooo on the same wavelength!
So, do you agree? You'd better...
In other words: SU(% MY FU(%IN' D!CK!!!
2006-06-15 10:46:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
For the record, I've studied and believed in at least 4 different religions, 3 of which are branches of Christianity. I HAVE read the bible, I DID attend church, I DO know what I'm talking about. Those who respond stating that I am ignorant are ignorant themselves. Almost every atheist will tell you that religion is the reason they found atheism. I don't cast stones unless I know what I'm talking about. I think it's that many of you don't like the over-simplified, humorous tone that I take. And that's okay 'cause I have a clear conscience. I mean, even God had a sense of humor. Just look at a platypus! He had to have been stoned when he created that thing!
Lighten up. If you take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive!
2006-06-15 11:08:38 · update #1
You are so weird. Funny though. Keep it up, nice to have a laugh
2006-06-15 10:50:44 · answer #1 · answered by tdmcarpenter 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can't be two things. I know this for a fact. It's either God or not. Deal or no deal. Look, you may have researched and studied and that is so great, but until you have decided for yourself a relationship and life for God, the one true God, your wasting time. And by the way all the rest of us aren't ignorant just because we don't know all this stuff you don't.
2006-06-20 16:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see you are caught up in the no faith thing. Are you going to worry about what everybody else is doing or saying or will you form your own researched and unbiased opinion on Christianity? Read for yourself! Do you think there aren't Christians who didn't feel the same way you do before God called them to make a decision?
2006-06-15 18:01:16 · answer #3 · answered by mdfluvsjesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um. I'm an anti-religioius atheist... and I'm a 17 year old virign. Almost 18. Why? Because I'd rather wait. Simple.
Grow a brain, and ignore religion for once.
2006-06-15 17:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by zoreleidai 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
Nice sense of humour. If I agree?
Good question. No. Simply because I prefer to keep my own way of thinking.
Go atheism and satanism.
2006-06-15 17:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked everything up to "In other words". Pretty funny. Your writing shows the sheer stupidity of religon.
2006-06-15 17:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by chris42050 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loser. Don't insult people unless you actually know what you're insulting. I'll bet you haven't read the entire Bible.
2006-06-15 17:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by Z, unnecessary letter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are insane and self-righteous. Insane because you talk to yourself and respond. And self-righteous for obvious reasons.
2006-06-15 17:54:48 · answer #8 · answered by jakethekarr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jus shut u trap man coz i dont agree wit ya u chattin plain ****
2006-06-15 17:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ur funny I think you are talking more about religion than God, bah religion kills!
2006-06-15 17:51:57 · answer #10 · answered by AlwaysLaughing 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋