For months I've been on the attack, I only have a few more days with y'all.I now know what you want,so let me make up,by instructing you,how you can become a yank. It's all in the mind ie: You walk into a bar/pub/club "You can whip any man in the room and have any women want"! Most of you English man can reverse that,or half of it,not nice to hit a lady.Walk like you own the place,roll your shoulders a little but knock off that hip wiggling,point your palms to the back Don't giggle and curl yor lips like a monkey,put a Texas smirk on your face When you sit down don't cross your legs Mount the chair like a horse,knees on the side of the chair 'spread eagle' Now that i think of it y'all might want to put a extra pair of socks 'down there' Think of the joy you well have " are you a yank" I'm real sorry for my past behavior Did y'all find these instruction helpful? If you want more give me a star Y'all take care now
2007-09-30
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