For months I've been on the attack, I only have a few more days with y'all.I now know what you want,so let me make up,by instructing you,how you can become a yank. It's all in the mind ie: You walk into a bar/pub/club "You can whip any man in the room and have any women want"! Most of you English man can reverse that,or half of it,not nice to hit a lady.Walk like you own the place,roll your shoulders a little but knock off that hip wiggling,point your palms to the back Don't giggle and curl yor lips like a monkey,put a Texas smirk on your face When you sit down don't cross your legs Mount the chair like a horse,knees on the side of the chair 'spread eagle' Now that i think of it y'all might want to put a extra pair of socks 'down there' Think of the joy you well have " are you a yank" I'm real sorry for my past behavior Did y'all find these instruction helpful? If you want more give me a star Y'all take care now
2007-09-30 01:33:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Dang 7 ans and not one star Name calling but not one star
2007-09-30 01:53:39 · update #1
Dr quills " China they don't pretend to be whiter than white" do you mean were women well stay in a cave, away of the sun months before their wedding or were whiting cream is a top seller Is that the China you told of? I live in Asia Doc!
2007-09-30 03:00:36 · update #2
Dr quills " China they don't pretend to be whiter than white" do you mean were women well stay in a cave, away of the sun months before their wedding or were whiting cream is a top seller Is that the China you told of? I live in Asia Doc!
2007-09-30 03:00:44 · update #3
YAHOO I got a star y'all do like me!
2007-09-30 04:24:25 · update #4
Very nice, very nice. I don't think I'll take you up on your offer of becoming an American though- I'm perfectly happy being English thank you.
2007-09-30 01:42:48 · answer #1 · answered by The Tenth Duke of Chalfont 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I admire much of America and once I am past immigration I like most Americans I have met,officials apart many of whom confuse being rude with being tough. However I am British or more precisely English. I have no wish ever to be American under any circumstances whatsoever. I do not share the American dream. I do not think the USA is the best country in the world to live in because in spite of my grumbles I already live in it.
2007-09-30 06:57:39 · answer #2 · answered by Scouse 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. What loony bin did you escape from? I'm very glad that I am a US citizen. To be an Englishman and live on that wet, dark and dank rock has got to be some sort of curse.
2007-09-30 03:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by Johnny P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously, Americans cannot integrate with the world so long as they remember their 'proud' American-ness. No offence, but you wouldnt stand a chance converting us to the most powerful and hypocritical society on earth! Im not a christian but didnt he say treat others as you wish to be treated? Americas foreign policy couldnt be further from the christian message if it tried. At least in China they dont pretend to be whiter than white.
2007-09-30 02:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by The Will 2 Defy 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I can see butchering the English language with a complete disregard for correct punctuation is yet another of your enviable talents.
2007-09-30 01:37:27 · answer #5 · answered by f0xymoron 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I am a Texan, 5th generation ! I have also traveled, lived, and worked in over 50 countries, INCLUDING 'Merry ol' England', and BUBBA, YOUR DIALOG IS AN INSULT TO THE BRITISH, AMERICANS, & TEXANS.
For now, 'nuff said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-30 04:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by I'M HERE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make that 8 awnsers no star.
2007-09-30 02:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very informative and undoubtedly true, but why the hell would I want to be a yank?
2007-09-30 01:38:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Who the hell would even consider being a Yank?.
2007-09-30 02:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by flint 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yes, yes, just calm down, the nurse will be along shortly with your medication!
2007-09-30 02:43:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋