Condoleeza, Condoleeza:
How I'd really love to squeeze'er
But, by some strange dice roll of fate
She is George Bush's Secretary of State--
So a poor old man could never please'er,
And I'll never squeeze dear Condoleeza!
I'd give my Social Security check.
If she'd hug me around the neck:
In statecraft stronger than a cougar,
Dare I address her as "brown sugar?"
I know I'm just a sad old geezer,
But I admire Ms. Condoleeza!
'Tis impossible but, oh how nice
To be noticed by Condoleeza Rice!
But what a futile intention,
To try to gain her attention!
How I love to feast my eyes
On the lovely Condoleeza Rice!
.Again I ask: Would she look at me twice?
What would I do with her once I got'er?
Would Kissinger be Dulles drinking water,
Out of sight, or merely all right,
No sweeter than, say, Madelyn Allbright?
To own up to it evokes my rage,
But Maddy's nearer my own age
2006-07-25
07:33:42
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John (Thurb) McVey
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