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Condoleeza, Condoleeza:
How I'd really love to squeeze'er
But, by some strange dice roll of fate
She is George Bush's Secretary of State--
So a poor old man could never please'er,
And I'll never squeeze dear Condoleeza!

I'd give my Social Security check.
If she'd hug me around the neck:
In statecraft stronger than a cougar,
Dare I address her as "brown sugar?"
I know I'm just a sad old geezer,
But I admire Ms. Condoleeza!

'Tis impossible but, oh how nice
To be noticed by Condoleeza Rice!
But what a futile intention,
To try to gain her attention!
How I love to feast my eyes
On the lovely Condoleeza Rice!
.Again I ask: Would she look at me twice?

What would I do with her once I got'er?
Would Kissinger be Dulles drinking water,
Out of sight, or merely all right,
No sweeter than, say, Madelyn Allbright?

To own up to it evokes my rage,
But Maddy's nearer my own age

2006-07-25 07:33:42 · 11 answers · asked by John (Thurb) McVey 4 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

11 answers

LOL! Very cool! Chicks dig a man that will make a song or poem for them. I'll bet if you got a guitar and sang this , it would knock her socks off.

Do it, before I rip you off and try it myself. :-)

2006-07-25 07:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think Dub Ya beat you to the punch, apparently that is why Mrs. President is not staying at the White house, but in a nearby hotel. Apparently you aren't the only one, the big guy has eyes for her too, sorry old geezer!

2006-07-25 07:40:02 · answer #2 · answered by LizzieBeth 3 · 0 0

I heard her say that democracy ought to no longer be imposed yet which you will could impose tyranny. It exchange right into a clean conceptual assessment. She is asserting she has a topic making use of the term impose for democracy, on account that's tyranny which could be imposed (as adversarial to chosen). and that i believe you that she could have used much less subtlety. in line with risk she exchange into preaching to the choir? I understood her completely. i'm hoping that provides you a minimum of a modicum of convenience this evening. pay attention returned.

2016-11-02 23:38:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

These are mice rhyming verses. However not in good taste. Watch out! She could be the next President.

2006-07-25 07:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by openpsychy 6 · 0 0

I am so sorry to burst you bubble but I think Condi only has eyes for Bush. She even caller him her Husband.

2006-07-25 07:47:06 · answer #5 · answered by escapefromspringfield 2 · 0 0

Brown sugar. Ha!!

2006-07-25 07:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa 5 · 0 0

Very cool piece. I like her too.

2006-07-25 07:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

She have cast eyes, it is not you she is really looking at

2006-07-25 07:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by pancake 2 · 0 0

Toke it up dude!

2006-07-25 07:36:59 · answer #9 · answered by haterade 3 · 0 0

Shut up, you sexist ****.

2006-07-25 07:36:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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