Vegetarian & Vegan - November 2006

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2006-11-22 04:47:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Q:How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb ?
A:Two. One to remove the bulb, and one to check for animal by-products.

Q:What happens when a vegan falls off the wagon?
A:They go to the butchers' and ask "Do you have anything that died of natural causes?"

Q:How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:I don't know, but where do you get your protein?

Q:How do you tell when a vegan is in a restaurant?
A:They're the person who spends half an hour talking to the waiter, and then orders a plain salad with oil and vinegar on the side.

Q:What do you call a vegan guy who pleasures himself?
A: A Non-dairy creamer.

Q:Why did the vegetarian cross the road?
A:He was protesting for the chicken.(pump fist for more enthusiasm)

Q:Why did the tofurkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

2006-11-22 03:03:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-22 02:12:23 · 9 answers · asked by chikka 5

2006-11-22 01:46:23 · 17 answers · asked by matzaballboy 4

It looks like the same stuff that makes normal sausages but that's made of meat isn't it? Can anyone tell me?!

2006-11-22 00:11:13 · 15 answers · asked by Charliecat2980 1

Also, please let me know why.

Thanks in advance! :)

2006-11-21 21:15:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

And we do not have that right persea certain doctrine vegetarians, after all we are just logical thinking animals, and don't we have the right to be at the top of the food chain if we can like any other. My reason for asking is that some vegans I know even shun drinking real milk, which comes from cows that would normally be killed by predators and live a healthy long life because of us.

What would the people before technology evolved though of vegetarian or even veganism?

2006-11-21 18:29:04 · 21 answers · asked by careercollegestudent69 4

Every time i go to lunch and i have a meat sandwich my vegan friend always looks at me like i'm stupied and starts to tell me how horrible it is for my body. She says that she is the healthiest person out of our friends. So I just sit there not saying a word because I don't want to offend her but on the other hand she is offending me.

2006-11-21 15:52:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-21 14:45:59 · 10 answers · asked by Tellie 4

2006-11-21 13:30:54 · 21 answers · asked by jennybilbo_10 2

2006-11-21 13:26:58 · 11 answers · asked by irish_kent 1

any good recpies for butternut squash?

2006-11-21 11:55:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just became a vegan so... I really need to know what kind of food vegans eat.

2006-11-21 11:50:51 · 24 answers · asked by Matt R 1

In particular, soy milk. Complete as in containing all ten essential amino acids. Thanks!

2006-11-21 11:24:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-21 10:43:55 · 19 answers · asked by gator g 1

I am 12 years old and have been eating meat my whole life. I am starting to feel guilty for eating animals. I would like to try becoming a vegatarian but I am afarid my family will be upset because they are big meat eaters. I just don't know what to do. Please help me!!

2006-11-21 10:19:17 · 33 answers · asked by txagl 2

Does anyone have any tips on how to stop being a vegetarian?

I need to 'convert' from vegetarianism, and start eating meat.

I'm 18 and I've been brought up as a strict vegetarian. I tried to eat meat the other night for the first time(chicken dippin' from pizza hut), and it tasted ok- but not more than 20 minutes later I became really ill and threw it all back up again. ( on someone I liked, actually. )

It's for a foreign exchange placement, and I really want this, I just don't want to seem fussy and rude. The people I'm going to be placed with do not understand vegetarianism.

2006-11-21 10:05:47 · 20 answers · asked by unfornix 1

What is that white trail from an airplane called when it is up in the air? I know do you?

2006-11-21 09:49:40 · 5 answers · asked by Rubyee2 1

Fish is great for protein but what about iron? I have read that the levels are quite low. We eat a lot of oatmeal, dried mango, nuts, whole-wheat sprouted grain bread but lately with my wife's work schedule we have been eating a lot of bagels and coffee from Tim Horton's, crackers, cheese pizza and french fries on the go.

2006-11-21 09:38:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-21 09:12:38 · 14 answers · asked by chloe :D 1

Mostly i want to make dinner for some friends who are vegetarians, but vegan foods arent my strong point, anything that doesnt involve soy milk, or very little amount of soy

2006-11-21 08:56:40 · 2 answers · asked by edythemighty 2

1.) Humans are not carnivores, we are omnivores like pigs. Cave men, before tools, would clearly not be able to hunt down prey in the way that carnivores (e.g. lions) do. This rules out killing large prey (but not birds and fish.) Our nails are not claws, are canines are not very long and require the cutting of meat, especially tough meat. We only eat the most tender of meat raw, and even then are liable to get diseases from it.
Our intestines are not smooth inside, but 'bobbly,' like those of a herbivore, and are not as long as carnivores intestines. Protein can be obtained from nuts, seeds, beans, lentils. Iron can come from green veg, apricots, seaweed.

2.) Animals can, and clearly do, feel pain. I respect your opinion as to whether this is important, but it is important to me. I don't believe that any unneccesary suffering should be caused, or that an animal should die, just for me to have a tasty meal. My tastebuds are not as important to me as the lives of animals.

2006-11-21 08:00:46 · 16 answers · asked by lady_s_hazy 3

Do you ever feel like an outsider and then people hate you if your vegetarian?

2006-11-21 07:40:52 · 15 answers · asked by 60'sChick 2

2006-11-21 05:19:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

any suggestions on how to make that transition easy. Yeah i eat meat...but im more of a cheese and potatoes type of gurl! Im pretty sure i can do it. The only thing is....im also anemic...so i need a good source for protein. please give me good suggestions only! thanks

2006-11-21 02:12:51 · 24 answers · asked by Jackeeeee 3

I'm a vegetarian myself and usually just make a ton of side dishes and a big salad. What is everyone else having?

2006-11-21 01:59:13 · 19 answers · asked by texascrazyhorse 4

I have been invited last minute to a dinner party tonight and I will be the only vegetarian. There probably won't be anything there that I can eat and I don't want to come off as being rude for not eating what they prepared. Does anyone have any ideas for something that I can bring that we all can share?

2006-11-21 01:58:23 · 13 answers · asked by Gal on a Jet Plane 3

Some people say it contains pig fat, etc. Being orthodox veggie, I am scared to eat nowadays.

2006-11-21 00:14:10 · 8 answers · asked by Shan 2

that gravy that you can mix up the one that comes in that little pouch..the instant gravy i guess u could call it like that..the powder one that you just add hot water to. that gravy.

so ppl is it vegetarian??????

2006-11-20 16:34:18 · 30 answers · asked by Paix 1

I am thinking about being a vegetarian (becuases meat tastes bad) But i was wondering if i was, could i still eat fish? Because i LOVE fish, and it would hurt very bad if I had to give that up, LOL! :) So thanks!!

2006-11-20 14:05:41 · 34 answers · asked by megal 3