When I got my orders to come home I neglected to tell my wife as I wanted to suprise her on Valentines Day, however she is away on a business function and won't be home till Feb 17th. I have not had a caucasian women since I had a fling in Germany a week ago while waiting for my orders. I'm getting tired of Taliban Tail and was hoping to bang my wife like an old screen door..However her sister insits she will do my wifes duties for a couple days and teach me some new positions ( eg. "Crouching Soldier" , " Agent Orange Oral " and a few other tasty positions I've never experienced. Here is my problem,it's not the cheating as I'm very good at it and she would never know, I"ve cheated over 22 times in the last 16 months and never got caught, the problem is this, her sister has a limp to her walk and isn't all that bright, a 67 IQ, do you think my cheating prowness would be jeapordized by this kinda retarded girl ? I hope you all have a wonderful Val Day, As I know I will...Thank you all !
2007-02-13
12:51:52
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