When I got my orders to come home I neglected to tell my wife as I wanted to suprise her on Valentines Day, however she is away on a business function and won't be home till Feb 17th. I have not had a caucasian women since I had a fling in Germany a week ago while waiting for my orders. I'm getting tired of Taliban Tail and was hoping to bang my wife like an old screen door..However her sister insits she will do my wifes duties for a couple days and teach me some new positions ( eg. "Crouching Soldier" , " Agent Orange Oral " and a few other tasty positions I've never experienced. Here is my problem,it's not the cheating as I'm very good at it and she would never know, I"ve cheated over 22 times in the last 16 months and never got caught, the problem is this, her sister has a limp to her walk and isn't all that bright, a 67 IQ, do you think my cheating prowness would be jeapordized by this kinda retarded girl ? I hope you all have a wonderful Val Day, As I know I will...Thank you all !
2007-02-13 12:51:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Wow....I don't know what's more pathetic...the fact that you took the time to think up this ridiculous story and post it or the fact that some people on here respond to it like you're being serious......Oh well I did get a laugh out of the names of the supposed new positions!
2007-02-13 13:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Truely the question here is why the HELL are u married? For one if the girl is retarded as you stated should u even be considering being with her forget about the fact that u are her brother-in-law, u are married. Now with ur cockyness about never getting caught, keep thinking that one day u will lose ur shirt and all lets not forget about if ur still in the military when caught they LOVE making examples of cheaters. So do urself a favor and have some respect for your wife who I hope at one time u loved and respected give her a divorce and let her find a man to love her and be faithful to her. You sound like you would much rather live like a bachlor anyway. Good luck in ur belt notches and hope ur wife doesnt get hurt too bad from ur actions. True love = true devotion I dont see that in ur question. Take care try to keep it in ur pants
2007-02-13 13:13:27 · answer #2 · answered by Sophi C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always love it when my wife pretends to be drunk and strips. We go to a bar and she pretends thawe were at another bar and she got drunk there. After a few drinks she complains it's too warm in there and will remove her top. She usually has a shelf bra underneath which means her breasts are already exposed. After another drink or two she removes her skirt or shorts leaving her in a tiny thing. She will stay as such for the longest time and then pretend to pass out and I will have to have help carrying her out. The man carrying her out usually gets in a few free feels in the process which we all love
2016-05-24 07:24:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go right ahead. I am probably 89% positive your wife has is learning new positions at her business trip. Believe it - women get lonely just like men. She's your wife. She knows you.
2007-02-13 13:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by CrazyCool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-15 03:55:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never underestimate a mentally challenged person. She may be the one person who'd break your 22-in-16 prowess.
Good luck dude!
2007-02-13 12:58:29 · answer #6 · answered by snoringcouchprincess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL .... you idiot.
I'll just do a quick bit of googling on the average iq of men with cheating prowessness and get back to you asap ... in the meantime, hold fire!
2007-02-13 12:57:39 · answer #7 · answered by riffyxraff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are a major asshole. God only knows what kind of **** you will give your wife after all the affairs you have had. She needs to find out and leave your sorry ***.
2007-02-13 13:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by mimegamy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm actually less intelligent for having read your question.
Grow Up.
2007-02-13 13:06:16 · answer #9 · answered by rjrmpk 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like fun, but I would never bang the sister, she might tell. However the crouching soldier sounds very interesting. IDK, do what you like, and have fun! LOL
2007-02-13 13:01:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋