Family & Relationships - 22 November 2006

2006-11-22 13:15:30 · 9 answers · asked by Kate.M 1 in Family

MOM TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
> "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished
> cleaning!"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION
> "You better pray that will come out of that carpet!"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
> "If you don't straighten up, I'll knock you into next week!"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME LOGIC
> "Because I said so, that's why!"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT
> "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME IRONY
> "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about!"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS
> "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM
> Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA
> "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone!"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER
> "It looks like a tornado went through your room!"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS
> "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you
> listen then?"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY
> "If I told you once, I've told you a million times - don't
> exaggerate!"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
> "Stop acting like your father!"
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY
> "There are millions of less fortunate kids in this world who don't
> have wonderful parents like you do!"
>
> And most of all....
>
> MOM TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
> "I brought you into this world, I can take you out!"
>
> So there!
>

2006-11-22 13:14:48 · 5 answers · asked by miki 3 in Friends

She is constantly telling him lies. He is over the road trucker. So she calls him with all kinds of tales. She doesnt live with us is married and has a baby.

2006-11-22 13:14:18 · 20 answers · asked by linluv2001 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

I am a freshman in highschool. I can not find a girlfriend. Any tips or advice will be appreciated.

2006-11-22 13:13:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

is it worth the risk? will she be flattered or degrades me? should i do it?

2006-11-22 13:12:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I want to know what I should get my boyfriend for Christmas. He's a Christian and he's really special to me. If you were the one getting a present, what would you want?

2006-11-22 13:12:14 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-22 13:10:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

My friends father died 4 months ago how can I help him?

2006-11-22 13:09:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

I really don't believe so. One at point or the other, one of them will fall for the other. Maybe secretly where he/she will be afraid to tell it coz the friendship might be ruined.

2006-11-22 13:09:42 · 25 answers · asked by ahnnah.reynoso 2 in Friends

really like my crush and this is the first time i just dont like a guy becuz he is cute. i want to know if he likes me. i cant get the subject out of my head. ok 1. he will say hi to me (with out me saying it first) 2.hell start conversations with me especially about basketball. 3. i really like this one. he will walk with me to some classes and lunch and what gets me the most is that hell walk the same pace i go and hell act like hell want to walk with me. 4. i could tell that he is not a big flirter but he tries. he touched me one on the hand when he was talking to me but like i said he doesnt flirt alot. 5. he will tease me alot and that usually makes me laugh. 6. hell take things from me and you know what i mean. 7. he listens to me. this is tottally different this time. he is just so different and. i like him alot so please help me out. o and another thing. do you think he is just flirting with me for fun becuz i know some guys will sometimes flirt with anybody?

2006-11-22 13:09:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-22 13:08:48 · 25 answers · asked by Smiles 4 in Marriage & Divorce

Well,two days ago when we had school at the end of the day he was by my locker and his friend that broke his shoulder. Wasn't there and he didn;t any help from him anyways and his locker is far away and then I asked him "why are u here your friend isn't here so why are u here"? and then he looked up at me and he started making me laugh and goofing offf and then he looked at my eyes and started moving closer and closer and I think he was going to kiss me and I moved back and then he left when he saw that I moved back. Also when I left to go to my bus he started after me as I was gone. Also now he talks with this other girl named Beata all the time!!! Does he likes me? Does he think I don't like me? What should I do if he does think that? How do I tell him that I like him a lot? PLEASE ANSWER I REAlLLY I"M CONFUSED!!!!!

2006-11-22 13:07:41 · 4 answers · asked by Sami 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

im a nice guy but some girls wont pay attention to me so
im having trouble finding out wether girls think im attractive or not, i made my avatar to look as close as i do so am i attractive

2006-11-22 13:07:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Please....I need help!

2006-11-22 13:06:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

ok so there is this guy...he is 17 and i am 14. and he has told me that he likes me. but i dont like him. he has mentioned to me about some physical activity and it is a little weird. he is friend with my sister and he keeps asking me if i want to hang out with him and how he wants to hold me and all of this stuff. and it is a little weird. so how do i handle this. do i flirt back or do i tell him to back off. help me. what would you do in this situation. PLEASE HELP ME.

2006-11-22 13:05:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-11-22 13:05:50 · 6 answers · asked by dimples 2 in Singles & Dating

I finally had a chance to go out with A guy i had my eye on for a while, he sent me love notes and was really sweet, and i dumped him!! I dont know why!! Can you give me some advice?

2006-11-22 13:05:39 · 15 answers · asked by Jenna-Kate 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-22 13:05:22 · 13 answers · asked by soccer22 1 in Friends

I am twelve years old. Last week, I went to stay over at my 16 year old cousin "Sheila's" house. Sheila and I are really close. When I spend the night at her house, I usually sleep in a sleeping bag on her bedroom floor. I woke up at 6Am in the moring and Sheila wasn't there. I found her in her 19 year old brother's room, whose name is "Bobby." Their clothes were on the floor, and they were together in the bed, naked. I heard her say "I love you" to him. I only opened the door a crack and they didn't know I was there. Yesterday, Sheila told me she is in love with someone and that they are thinking of running away and getting married. Should I tell her mom and dad? I don't want to feel as though I'm betraying Sheila, but now whenever I go to her house, I feel afraid whenever I'm in the room with her or Bobby.

2006-11-22 13:04:58 · 9 answers · asked by gfdgvbfdgbvfdbgvgfbfg 1 in Family

2006-11-22 13:04:05 · 17 answers · asked by fabstar15 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-22 13:03:57 · 4 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7 in Other - Family & Relationships

I mean life, life really sucks, it might be a lot easier if I wasn't here, there would be no more heartache, no more drama, no more fighting with my girl, no more horrible holidays to look forward to, no more money problems, why the hell am I here, I don't really know if I could end it, but I think about it often, maybe if I had a gun I could pull the trigger?, I can't think of a good enough reason to stay, I don't have nothing to offer this world, it seems useless to just be here, just living, why just be????

2006-11-22 13:03:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

i have to move and i have a gf who i really love and everytime i think about it i have tears run down my face and my gut wrenches up in a big knot wat do i do i hate this...??

2006-11-22 13:02:24 · 8 answers · asked by Maelo 1 in Friends

I know, it's an American Holiday, but still, do any of them?

2006-11-22 13:01:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

i have this teacher
she treats us like crap and talks to us like crap
i dont think there is really anything i can do but any answer(nice ones) will be appreciated
i think she thinks that if you dont have any younger sisters or brothers you arent worth anythin
i know this is sort of a stupid qwestion
but please help me

PS> dont tell me that im a cry baby or other crap like that pleeze
pss. im really shy so i couldnt talk to anyone about it
allready told my mom
and i no that there are gonna be people that i cant stand every one in a while but
anything to make this year go smoother
PSSS..........Happy TURKEY DAY!!!!!! HAVE A GREAT TIME!!!!!!!! W/ ALL YOUR FREAKY RELETIVES (jk) HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-22 13:00:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I touch sexually to my female friend for 2hr. She seems to enjoy it. She even hug and kiss goodbye after that. And now she stop talking to me. What should I do?

2006-11-22 13:00:05 · 20 answers · asked by Naughtyboy 1 in Friends

I love him but i need to try other people and he doesn't think I should
What do i do?

2006-11-22 12:59:36 · 20 answers · asked by ~Paynt~ 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-22 12:59:10 · 1 answers · asked by angillina 1 in Singles & Dating

We just ended it last night, I'm not sure if I should lie & tell my family that he's not coming to Thanksgiving dinner b/c he had to go out of town for some reason, or if I should tell the truth but then I think it would be a big downer holiday for everyone.

2006-11-22 12:57:24 · 24 answers · asked by lostgirl 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-11-22 12:57:18 · 8 answers · asked by nicky 1 in Singles & Dating