Just last night my wife and I went out for dinner. They were quite busy, so we sat at the bar and had a couple cocktails, not too many, I had 8 and she had 2. Anyway, after we were seated and our food arrived, mine was cold. My wife said I should just leave it be, mashed potatoes aren't that bad cold. I got up to go to the restroom, and told her to order more drinks and tell the waitress to bring warm mashed potatoes. When I came back, I had no drink and still cold potatoes. She said they tasted ok as she had tried some, so I grabbed the back of her head and shoved her face in them. I said, if they are so good, you eat them you disgusting skanksack. She of course started crying, right there in the restaraunt!!! I slapped her across the face and told her to compose herself before she drew attention. Another lady and man came over and started telling me they were calling the police. I of course got up, grabbed my wife and left. Did I cross the line? I really don't think I did.
2006-08-13
14:17:47
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donatellos_green_turtle_ass
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Marriage & Divorce