Tattoos - December 2006

artist.
"Why of course!"

"Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh."

'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get upon the table.'

After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. "That doesn't look like them!" she complains loudly.
"Oh yes it does," the artist says indignantly,“ and I can prove it."
With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off the
street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk.

"Well, what do you think?" the woman asks, spreading her legs. "Do you know who these men are?"

The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says. "I'm not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!"

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Wish you Happy and prosperous New Year for 2007.. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-31 23:10:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

my tattoo looks like it is peeling but not itching and its messed up some of my lines they dont look straight anymore what do i do i havent scratched it or even messed with it just been puttin lotion and neosporin on it

2006-12-31 20:52:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

How many session did it take and what size was it? did you remove by laser? what colour was the ink? is it completely removed?

2006-12-31 18:57:27 · 8 answers · asked by nina 2

2006-12-31 18:50:16 · 6 answers · asked by Jaimee C 1

I have ideas for tattoos.

*The Japanese kanji for 'sexy' on my boobs (Like Eve's pawprints
*A dotted line and 'Cut along here' on my wrist
*A garter/ stockingtop and suspender on my thigh
*selbydate16.... somewhere, but no idea where.

These tattoos would most likely be in black and white, if I ever get them XD!

2006-12-31 16:42:13 · 19 answers · asked by swelwynemma 7

and while i'm asking... whoa, did you see dick clark? he should pass the baton, it was uncomfortable watching the new years festivities this year. anyway, i'm going to fix another drink.

2006-12-31 16:08:25 · 7 answers · asked by anonymous 4

Im getting married in June and I have two tattoo that I would like to cover for the day my dress is a halter any suggestions?

2006-12-31 13:35:36 · 17 answers · asked by beautifly459 2

I have heard something about wearing a patch on your tattoo and it will remove it, does anyone know about this and how it works?

2006-12-31 11:38:52 · 6 answers · asked by anusmagee1127 1

I just turn 15 ealier this month and my mother said that next month she was going to take me to get a tattoo. I want a star slightly abovemy hip and I am kinda scared bcuz my mom said that it feels like needles dragging in your skin but I really want one so tell me whatcha think. Should I get one?

here's how it's gonna look like this but instead of red and blue its going to be light pink and green:
http://tatsandtags.com/pages/2x2_77.html

2006-12-31 11:27:22 · 47 answers · asked by Dancin♥Qu33n 3

i wana get a tattoo of a pink orchid on the inside of my wrist.... do u think thats a good idea??? and please answer within the next 10 mins cus i might go get it 2day....

2006-12-31 11:01:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's an art form that has been around for thousands of years. I think it's amazing to be able to carry round a piece of artwork on your body and that being asked to put an image on their body that will be with them for the rest of their lifes is so amazing. The fact that the lines are so perfect and there is no room for mistakes. I think you really need to take time out before you dismiss this artform as disgusting.

xo.

2006-12-31 10:06:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

I recently purchased a tattoo kit but the color set that came with it only has 5 colors, If I am going to mark people for life I want the best color set with many bright colors and flesh tones.

2006-12-31 09:11:53 · 21 answers · asked by johnny 1

Would like to get the words "comfortably numb", not sure which type of lettering, any ideas - not old English. Thanks.

2006-12-31 09:06:21 · 11 answers · asked by Mike C 1

i like stars and flowers and i was thinking of putting something small on my hip bone. im a perfectionist so im having a really hard time thinking of something. i was also thinking of something to show my perfectionist personality. please help!

2006-12-31 06:33:19 · 22 answers · asked by hainesherway07 1

2006-12-31 05:55:21 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

I want to have a tattoo above my vagina in the pubic area just under my belly button...........what kind of tattoo do you recommend to put there and what colors you suggest......I know it is painful but I am used to it now as I have few on my butt and my breasts.

2006-12-31 04:51:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just got a tattoo on my back (black, lots of shading, about 4" in diameter) on Friday, and when I woke up this morning, after inadvertently sleeping on my back, my nightshirt was damp in the area of the tattoo, and you could see the pattern on the shirt itself from the ink on the tattoo. Is this normal? There's no evidence of blood, just ink. Even on my day clothes, there's some ink, but I think it looks more like ink flakes. I've been washing it with antibacterial soft soap about three times a day, patting it dry with a towel, and using this ointment that the shop gave to me for aftercare (it is something natural and herbal that the owner makes herself). I also have some Eucerin unscented lotion that I was going to switch to by Monday or Tuesday. Also, as a side question, how does perspiration affect the tattoo? Is it okay to perspire modestly if you exercise?

2006-12-31 04:28:37 · 13 answers · asked by m 2

I am getting a tattoo and i was wondering if anyone knew where the best place in Regina, Sask is to get it done. I heard Rising Sun Tattoo is a pretty good place. Just wondering if anyone had any suggestions. Thanks

2006-12-31 04:09:47 · 9 answers · asked by caitie 2

I know what I want, but I will not be able to draw it myself. I figure if I have a picture of it to take to my tattoo artist, then I will get exactly what I am wanting, instead of his version of my explination, although I do not doubt his skills, I just want to visually see it before it is forever inked on my body.

2006-12-31 03:42:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

i already have a butterfly(my name's meaning) tattoo on my upper arm when i turned 16 n plan to get another one..i've been thinking a lot but i need sum opinions anyway..what do u guys think of a realistic lion tattoo at the bottom half of my back? not the full coloured 1, the shades of grey type..and i'm a leo anyway..those who like tattoos plz tell me wat u think, those who wanna give me a lesson on not 'spoiling' my body n such, ignore dis n keep ur opinions to urselves.

2006-12-31 02:18:05 · 15 answers · asked by rockmylife 2

I want to get a tattoo to mark the occasion of my sons birth this march. but im clueless on what to get, id like it to be 200 dollars or cheaper, so nothing to extravegant. i have no clue as to what to get. should i just get his name, or gods hands holding a newborn child with his name over it?? im clueless any body with any great ideas pleease let me know so i have something to work with. id like to get an idea or two so i can get my idea to my tattoo artist so he can start working on it. so let me know please.

2006-12-30 23:11:46 · 15 answers · asked by jaywf21 1

2006-12-30 22:57:47 · 9 answers · asked by sans2088 3

you may have seen it on the tv show oz

2006-12-30 21:04:11 · 1 answers · asked by another guy 2

I am a male who wants to get a large back piece tattoo done but I want the hair on my back off for good

2006-12-30 20:49:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

that it does not look good for a girl to haver her upper arm tattooed..Is this the general thought among men, or what? I've been told it looks too manly to have a tat there.....All I want is to have a fairy tattoo about 6 inches long and 4 inches wide..Is that too big to place on my arm? I have a similar size tat on my upper back and left leg.

2006-12-30 20:20:46 · 10 answers · asked by Mommy Dearest 5

2006-12-30 19:23:19 · 14 answers · asked by sweety s 1

ok, so im getting a small tattoo, and i wanna get it on my lower right hip (along the bathingsuit-line), but i wanna kno, if i ever get pregnant (hopefully not till the WAY future lol) and it stretches out, wen i go back to being thin, will the tattoo go back to being the same? or will it be stretched-out-looking?

2006-12-30 19:12:53 · 8 answers · asked by Movie Girl 2

I got a large tattoo on my shoulder three days ago. Usually, my bra strap would cut across it. How long will I have to wear a strapless bra for so as not to damage it?

2006-12-30 18:51:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

I want to get a tattoo of something meaningful of my first baby, and i can't seem to find any, please help, thanks!!

2006-12-30 17:59:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Guys - does a tattoo on a girls breasts or lower back do it for you?

Girls - does a really hot guy with well placed tattoos turn you on?

2006-12-30 16:20:45 · 17 answers · asked by Dex 3