artist.
"Why of course!"
"Good. I'd like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh."
'No problem,' says the artist. 'Strip from the waist down and get upon the table.'
After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos. "That doesn't look like them!" she complains loudly.
"Oh yes it does," the artist says indignantly,“ and I can prove it."
With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off the
street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk.
"Well, what do you think?" the woman asks, spreading her legs. "Do you know who these men are?"
The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says. "I'm not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson!"
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Wish you Happy and prosperous New Year for 2007.. !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-31 23:10:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body ➔ Tattoos
Haha thats really funny! Where did you get that joke?
Is it okay if I use it sometime? I didn't know who Willie Nelson was at first but then when I saw his picture I cracked up.
Hope you have a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
2007-01-01 03:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by girly 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMAO Happy New Years
2007-01-01 10:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by undertowrottie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good Lol Lmao
2006-12-31 23:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by SeXiE WeXiE tInEy wInEy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so soo bad...as I shake my head smirking..the laughter begins to bubble up....It finaly escapes into a full on belly laugh....
Happy New Year to ya!
2007-01-01 19:43:57 · answer #4 · answered by empresstigerlily 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely Fab!!! Happy New Year to you as well!
2007-01-01 00:09:22 · answer #5 · answered by Julia B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha a great one 10/10
2006-12-31 23:21:41 · answer #6 · answered by missree 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was great!
Thanks for the laugh!
Happy new year to you too.
2006-12-31 23:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by eyes_of_iceblue 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who is Willie Nelson?
2006-12-31 23:14:15 · answer #8 · answered by shinalite 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
That was pretty funny.
Happy New Year to you too.
2007-01-01 04:20:42 · answer #9 · answered by jmiller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one. i love it
2007-01-01 05:20:57 · answer #10 · answered by lou 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋