ROMANTIC POEM #1
If only you didn't make me hit you...we'd still be together
If only I weren't in jail, I could force you to make me dinner.
Some nights I lie awake dreaming of your face
Other nights I page through a porno mag my cellmate smuggled in
If you weren't such a nagging, stupid woman
we could've been so happy together.
I could have yelled at you, berated you, told you not to hang out with your friends
because I'm a secure man who doesn't want you to do anything but spend time with me.
I never would have cheated on you
had you not made me.
Now, sitting in my jail cell, I ponder the other women I had
none of them were you, which...come to think of it
IS EXCELLENT.
You were such a lovely person on the inside
at least, that what's you always told me.
We could have had such a great life together
me getting drunk all day while you clean the house.
You only had me arrested because that's what the feminists
told you to do.
You blew it.
2006-12-17
10:36:00
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