All categories - 24 December 2007

I'm gong to buy a low mileage 2006 car and i have a cuouple questions. What can i expect as far as cash back or special APR rates from say toyota or honda toward financing . i see their specials on 08s but that does not interest me.

2007-12-24 07:28:17 · 6 answers · asked by floridagators519 2 in Buying & Selling

Q. Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy.


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Q. Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
A. Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and night crawlers.


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Q. What's the definition of a lawyer?
A. A mouth with a life support system.



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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A. Watching your attorney drive over a cliff in your new car.



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Q. Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?
A. No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.



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Q. What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A. The caterer.


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Q. How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
A. Other lawyers look interested.


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Q. What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.


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Q. What's the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
A. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.


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Q. How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A. His lips are moving.



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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.



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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A. You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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Q. If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building, which one hits first?
A. Who cares?



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Q. What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?
A. You always hear about them, but you never see them.




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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A. Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.



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Q. What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
A. Jewelry.

2007-12-24 07:28:04 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

it's fantastic speaking english with english people!!!is there anyone who goes today at the midnight mass????

2007-12-24 07:27:58 · 19 answers · asked by Skotty 2 in Religion & Spirituality

A christian just answered a question by saying there is no sex in Heaven..............an eternity without sex is Hell in my opinion.

2007-12-24 07:27:47 · 35 answers · asked by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I don't have kids... therefore why would I possibly get out of bed early on christmas morning?? Simple. I wouldn't.

Yet - my sister in law (who has 3 kids) thinks its totally acceptable to send me a text message at 5:30 am on Christmas morning, which woke me up... I am really pissed off about it.

People with or without kids - do you this this is rude/acceptable ...? And why?!!

2007-12-24 07:27:37 · 19 answers · asked by Lady lovely locks 5 in Polls & Surveys

ok well from like 3 days ago my eyes started hurting from all around them and like i felt like somthing is in my eyes but nothing is in them but if feels like somthing is hitting them. and when i close my eyes they started hurting. dose anyone know what this chould be? and what chould i do to make the pain go away?

2007-12-24 07:27:32 · 1 answers · asked by girls rule 2xo 3 in Pain & Pain Management

I have read theological studies that say more souls go to heaven from purgatory than any other day of the year - will you join me in prayer to get more souls to heaven?!?

2007-12-24 07:27:28 · 4 answers · asked by Las Julius 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-24 07:27:25 · 13 answers · asked by Bill W 【ツ】 6 in Christmas

They have to be good actors & hot!!

2007-12-24 07:27:11 · 4 answers · asked by Ɲ!(Ƙʮ 1 in Movies

My head lights out ?

2007-12-24 07:27:01 · 4 answers · asked by SID ~ 4 in Motorcycles

i want women who honestly want more (seek it out). or are there women out there with a man whether boyfriend or hubby... that cant help but fantasize or look at other men wanting a 'bigger' size?

2007-12-24 07:26:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-12-24 07:26:46 · 9 answers · asked by jubajutwo 1 in Personal Finance

I've read the other questions about slimming down thighs, but my thighs aren't big because theyre fat. I play soccer, so i have the infamous soccer legs. Is there anyway i could slim them down. I exercise a lot, so that's not entirely the problem. Any way i can make the muscle slimmer?

2007-12-24 07:26:35 · 9 answers · asked by Meg 1 in Diet & Fitness

i cant stand when ppl say x-mas ur taking the christ out of CHRISTmas just spell it out hes the real reason for christmas so why not just take maybe couple extra seconds to spell it out who else doesnt like this why or why not and an answer shouldnt be its easier or something!!!

2007-12-24 07:26:11 · 21 answers · asked by Hopee. (: 5 in Christmas

i am looking for a stoke broker web site that allows the user to add money to there funds via debit card i tried sharebuilder.com but they do not have this option

i can add money to my account via check or wire transfer or direct deposit
non of these options work for me

so again is there a similar site that would allow me to add funds via my debit card??

thanks

2007-12-24 07:26:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

girl-
Grace
Jane
aubrie
Heather
Emma
Jamie Lynn
elizabeth
sadie jane
annie
gabrielle
madeline
skylar (er)
katherine
dallas

boys-
chase
miles
nathan
preston
hunter

which ones do you like if any?
any other names you like??

2007-12-24 07:25:50 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

would you rather have a personable clown or someone boring but competent?

2007-12-24 07:25:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

Cant find the answer. Help

2007-12-24 07:25:44 · 7 answers · asked by white dove 5 in Motorcycles

How long do you simmer your chili for? I have heard the longer the better, but is 7 or 8 hours too long? I like it thick and chunky, but I dont want it all cooked away. Can I add water gradually if I do let it simmer a long time? Does the flavor get better?

Also, have you ever tried putting a Heineken or Coca-Cola in your chili?

2007-12-24 07:25:36 · 17 answers · asked by asg2d 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-12-24 07:25:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

The last commercial I seen, he looked very drunk to me. I wondered if anyone else, noticed, or thought about that to.

2007-12-24 07:25:20 · 10 answers · asked by Idunno 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

2007-12-24 07:25:13 · 9 answers · asked by macieroads 4 in Polls & Surveys

my mom doesn't like ac/dc or metallica because sh say's the're satanic. she says that about most of my bands, and she's probably right, but i just can't accept the fact that these bands would go home at the end of their day and undergo horrifying satanic rituals.

2007-12-24 07:25:10 · 15 answers · asked by joshyo11@sbcglobal.net 1 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-24 07:24:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

Explain ? what was it ? what was the experience like waiting on God ? How did you change ?

2007-12-24 07:24:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I didn't sleep very well last night because my tummy kept cramping up and I had awful lower back pain...I think my tummy did stay a little tight too.... (can't totally remember). Also before I went to bed last night I bent over to pick something up and I got this horrible shooting pain "down there"....I have been having these pains anyway...but this one really was uncomfortable... Also I have been getting shooting pains in my bottom (rectal area - I know, TMI , sorry )...is this normal?

Do you think it is just because I have overdone myself with the holiday and all, ? I haven't been napping and putting my feet up like I should because I have had so much to get done.... I feel fine today.... has this happened to you?

I see my midwife Thursday...so I will still ask her all of these questions too. I was just wondering if maybe the baby is going to...

2007-12-24 07:24:31 · 4 answers · asked by Fenway♥George 5 in Pregnancy

Basicly, give me a definition to the word "morality" that a 13-year-old would understand.

2007-12-24 07:24:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My notebook's HDD broke. It was an IDE ATA 40gb. Notebook is a Fujitsu lifebook S-4510. I would like to connect a desktop hdd to it. I guess I cannot do it through USB because the bios wouldn't see it as a main disk to boot from it. I guess I have to connect it through the internal connector for HDD but it's different from the desktop's hdd. Is there some conversor for both connectors to do this? Otherwise, how can I do it? Thanks!

2007-12-24 07:24:18 · 4 answers · asked by Juan2007 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

i am 37 weeks and 6 days pregnant and for the past few days i have been experincing chest pain and have been seeing bright little spots every now and then . is this normal? i am going in for a c-section in a week.

2007-12-24 07:24:10 · 5 answers · asked by carangel_05 1 in Pregnancy

Jesse McCartney or Zac Efron?
B4 u answer, check out these pix.

Jesse McCartney: http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/2/25/f_jessemccartm_aea6276.jpg

Zac Efron: http://img.letssingit.com/members/772631/zac_efron_picture_12.jpg

2007-12-24 07:24:02 · 21 answers · asked by Calli 2 in Celebrities