All categories - 14 December 2007

tis is not my problem its on my frnd

2007-12-14 02:43:31 · 9 answers · asked by g'girl. 1 in Women's Health

Poem 1:
My Dear Aunt Dot, left a glock and some blood on my sheets
Told me clean the sh!t up, then she hit the streets
Even though I'm her niece, she copped me a piece
Damn.. what went wrong?
Can't we all just get along, and make hit songs?
B!tches all up in my a$$ like a thong
If this was a show, y'all h0es would get "gonged"
Cause if it's on, then it's on, bring it on
What the fvck you waitin for? C'mon, let's get it on

Poem 2:
To me she was my lover, and also a dear friend,
To others she was a blow up doll, that pleasured my rear end,

The day my sweetheart left me, was the day I smoked some hash,
The cherry bounced from my bong, and landed on her gash.

The melting plastic smelt horrible, the stench of death was bad,
In my memories I'll hold her, like the time I shared her with my dad.

My sweethearts gone for good now, and I'll never forget my Jen,
now I've traded her in for a new model, a lovely gent named Ken.
Now Ken, he made my heart race, it never skipped a beat,
Especially when he jiggled, and played with my man meat...


Poem 3:

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town,
Flashing all the old ladies by lifting his night-gown,
Tapping at the window, grabbing for his glock,
"Are the women in their beds, for it's now ten o'clock?"
"Hey, Willie Winkie, are you coming in?
Come and have a drink with us, won't you have some gin?,
The wife is spread out on the floor, and she's really cheap,
And here's a naughty midget who will not fall asleep!"
Anything but sleep, you rogue! come and whip some poon,
Come punish this filthy wh0re, slap her with a spoon,
Rumbling, tumbling round about, garnishing his c0ck,
Shrieking like I don't know what, sleeping with the gobbledock.
"Hey, Willie Winkie - a deal is a deal!
See that woman wriggling around like an eel?,
Tugging at his you-know-what, and slapping women's bums
Hey, Willie Winkie - see, there he cuums!"
Weary is the woman who sounds a dirty moan,
A small short little diddle, who can't cvm on his own,
Who always has a battle with sheep before he'll squirt in an eye
But a kiss from her rosy lips makes me say "bye bye".

2007-12-14 02:43:31 · 11 answers · asked by Chelz 2 in Poetry

... they are projecting that concept from their own recruitment drive to gather souls for Christ? Where do they get these ideas from?

2007-12-14 02:43:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i do

a few hours after i put new tires on my
p.o.s.- the darn car took a poo and died on the side of the road. there goes my christmas bonus-flush

lmfao- yahoo recomends ford for this- haha!

2007-12-14 02:43:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Ford

I currently have two boyfriends.( please redirect your slut and player comments elsewhere!) Stupid of me to get myself in this situation, yes I know. Anyway, it seems here lately the current and oldest boyfriend doesn't show as much affection or attention to me as he used to. The " spark " has pretty much died. I'm bored, but I thought it was love. And all my friends have told me that I should be good to him because I 'm the best girlfriend he's ever had, and If we were gonna break up, I would be the one to do it. Well It seems like their prediction is true, because I think I 'm gonna break up with him.
The new boyfriend lives another state away, but is sweet, funny, just not as attractive. So what should I do? I don't want to break the old boyfriend's heart, and the new one I'm just not sure. I'm utterly confused! Thank you in advance for your help!

2007-12-14 02:42:48 · 12 answers · asked by ~Just_Jessica~ 3 in Singles & Dating

how come i never fell well.. i always feel sick.. and tired.. n suggesstions?

2007-12-14 02:42:47 · 3 answers · asked by Just Smile :) 2 in Psychology

I know that Jack is not a perfect person but, he has now had more then his share of "bumps-and-bruises." But that wench Gloria continues to flaunt her holier-then-thou attitude at everyone and every occasion. I don't agree that her 'marriage' to Jeff will get her, her own "just" rewards. I'm just going to hate to see Michael get the 'raw' end of the stick because of her!

2007-12-14 02:42:40 · 17 answers · asked by eldwill 4 in Soap Operas

2007-12-14 02:42:33 · 1 answers · asked by Rita K 1 in Psychology

-a ball rolling up on a inclined plane.
-a car ascends a steep hill.
-a girl jumps down from a bed
-water is forced upward through a pipe.
-a crate rests at the bottom of an inclined plane.

2007-12-14 02:42:21 · 2 answers · asked by fivefootzero 2 in Physics

i can only take 31 pictures i don't why this is can anyone help thanks a lot

2007-12-14 02:42:08 · 8 answers · asked by dee 1 in Cameras

2007-12-14 02:41:54 · 36 answers · asked by Bride of Christ 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Just got a kitten, she is 12 weeks old and in great shape, im not intending on letting her roam the streets when she's older, does she need to have vaccinations and get spayed?

2007-12-14 02:41:50 · 14 answers · asked by shellovescharlie 3 in Cats

13. I HATE IT!

2007-12-14 02:41:43 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My husband and I have two beautiful children ages 5 and 2. My youngest will be 3 this month. It seems that since the birth of my 3 year old I have totally lost my sex drive. We have had sex about 4 times in the last 3 years. My husband is very understanding and we have been to counselors, I have had tests run and my doctor says I am a healthy 31 year old diabetic.
I was molested by a family member twice when I was 10 years old and I don't know if that has anything to do with it or not. My husband is the first guy I have had sex with.
I have told my husband that maybe he should divorce me and find someone who can give him the sex he needs. He tells me don't be ridiculous and that marriage isn't all about sex.

Please serious responses only. Is there something I can take or do to increase my sex drive. I find my husband attractive but just hate the thought of sex. I don't know why.

2007-12-14 02:41:28 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I wanna know will it work right after sex

2007-12-14 02:41:26 · 9 answers · asked by Sherrell W 1 in Pregnancy

Do you believe women are not equal to men? I ask since the bible has a very strong leaning towards women being subservient to men. If you believe women are inferior then please explain why.

2007-12-14 02:41:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Apparently, by using British 240V light bulbs, you can get almost the same ammount of light, but the bulbs will last for a lot longer, and I mean a LOT. Like, barring accidents, tens of years.
You will need the screw in type of bulb, but if you're visiting the U.K. in the near future, it may be worth getting a dozen or so. I think it's due to the RMS value of the voltage. Perhaps someone would enlighten me.

2007-12-14 02:41:12 · 5 answers · asked by Dodgy-knees 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

she started her period on 12/7 and it finished 12/13.please help. happy holidays everyone

2007-12-14 02:40:59 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trying to Conceive

I watched a raccoon get run over (just the head, sorry if that's TMI), and so I took it and made Raccoon jerky. I know, it sounds redneck, but I didn't want to waste the meat. It was really good!!

2007-12-14 02:40:58 · 11 answers · asked by Katy B 4 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-12-14 02:40:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertaining

Can anyone say the latest on this since I keep hearing different versions on this? Anyone have any idea how long is this madness going to do on. I honestly don't want reality TV all year round and it is bad enough in the summer not to have new episodes much less starting in January not to have any new episodes.

2007-12-14 02:40:33 · 5 answers · asked by watchful 2 in Other - Television

Hi Guys!
It's that "wonderful" time of year again when the Christmas gods decide to bless us with bitter cold temperatures and to make sure we are completely cranky flakes,flakes and more flakes of pretty,pain in the butt snow! I was just wondering is it snowing where you live? I live in Nova Scotia and the weather just keeps on snowing and snowing...The weather changes every 5 minutes. For some reason whenever I wake up in the morning the sun goes back under the clouds. Ugg! So is it snowing where you are and if so is it a bad storm or little flurries?

2007-12-14 02:40:28 · 18 answers · asked by Deactivated Account 5 in Other - Environment

I noticed a recent question on "what is Baptism for?" And there must have been 30 answers to that question... and those answers were ALL OVER THE PLACE.

Isn't the honest truth that we DO NOT KNOW what John's "baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins" was about?

And isn't it the honest truth that we DO NOT KNOW what the disciples were doing when they baptized people in the early part of the gospel?

Come on now.... Let's get real... THERE IS NO RECORD OF WHAT THEY ACTAULLY DID OR SAID. "I baptize you in the name of the Father" is NOT real content. That is just the INTRODUCTION.

So come on now... isn't there a single out there who is willing to admit that we honestly don't know what was going on 2000 years ago in this private ceremony?

My source for the details of this mystery: http://gospelenigma.com

2007-12-14 02:40:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-14 02:40:26 · 4 answers · asked by Craig G 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-12-14 02:40:17 · 14 answers · asked by ×Charmz× 6 in Polls & Surveys

1. Use the following words or phrases to form a complete sentence:
Fall Out Boy
maggot
hooker shoes
biscuit
eclipse

2. (Evan Dando + Juliana Hatfield) - (Hootie & The Blowfish / Alanis Morrisette) =

3. Which of the following artists owes their career to the musical prowess of rock demi-God Jack Blades?
a) Kelly Keagy
b) Tommy Shaw
c) Ringo Starr
d) Ted Nugent
e) trick question, EVERY artist owes their career to Jack Blades

4. Mike Reno of Loverboy is to red leather pants as __________ is to assless chaps.

5. Since we had issues with the massacre mystery question earlier, let's go to the slasher series sequel. This time our killer will be picking off our guests at an amusement park. What order and in what way do they get killed, who's the sole survivor, and who's revealed as the killer?
Our potential casulties are : Vernon Reid (Living Colour gutarist), Ace Frehley, Huey Lewis, Bendon Urie (P!ATD vocalist), Jane Wiedlin (of The Go-Gos), and Terri Nunn.

2007-12-14 02:40:12 · 15 answers · asked by Mike AKA Mike 5 in Rock and Pop

2007-12-14 02:39:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-12-14 02:39:44 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in MySpace

Ok, so from what I understand, these companies, people, and even gov't entities can buy up these so called carbon credits and somehow offset their carbon emissions and therefore become "green" or "carbon-neutral". It sounds like each credit is equivalent to so-many cubic tons of gas, and you just buy up your share. I frankly dont see how this process could ever hope to work. What body or entity is controlling these credits? There amount and availability? Is there a strict limit to how many the world (or a country) has? And who creates these credits? Anybody that wants to, or that gets "licensed"?

It basically sounds like different companies sell them off and then people, who think they are actually doing something productive, buy them up without actually doing anything at all. Everyone is STILL producing the same amount of carbon and NO ONE, at all, is greener in the process. Am I missing something here?

2007-12-14 02:39:40 · 6 answers · asked by Toledo Engineer 6 in Green Living

I am wondering if they are ok to eat since I kept them in the refrigerator.

2007-12-14 02:39:20 · 3 answers · asked by helloquestion 2 in Other - Food & Drink