It's Friday, and just like in first grade reform school, that means it's test day. Good luck, and no cheating

Question

1. Use the following words or phrases to form a complete sentence:
Fall Out Boy
maggot
hooker shoes
biscuit
eclipse

2. (Evan Dando + Juliana Hatfield) - (Hootie & The Blowfish / Alanis Morrisette) =

3. Which of the following artists owes their career to the musical prowess of rock demi-God Jack Blades?
a) Kelly Keagy
b) Tommy Shaw
c) Ringo Starr
d) Ted Nugent
e) trick question, EVERY artist owes their career to Jack Blades

4. Mike Reno of Loverboy is to red leather pants as __________ is to assless chaps.

5. Since we had issues with the massacre mystery question earlier, let's go to the slasher series sequel. This time our killer will be picking off our guests at an amusement park. What order and in what way do they get killed, who's the sole survivor, and who's revealed as the killer?
Our potential casulties are : Vernon Reid (Living Colour gutarist), Ace Frehley, Huey Lewis, Bendon Urie (P!ATD vocalist), Jane Wiedlin (of The Go-Gos), and Terri Nunn.

Answer 1

You know, this brings back memories of high school............oh wouldn't the nuns be proud of me now


1. Use the following words or phrases to form a complete sentence:

If I ever saw over the hill 80s hair metal rockers wearing their hooker shoes and listening to Funkadelic's Moaggot Brain pelting biscuits at Fall Out Boy, it would truly eclipse everything as the funniest sight I have ever seen.

2. (Evan Dando + Juliana Hatfield) - (Hootie & The Blowfish / Alanis Morrisette) =

the square of Los Del Rio multiplied by Chumbawamba

3. Which of the following artists owes their career to the musical prowess of rock demi-God Jack Blades?

E

4. Mike Reno of Loverboy is to red leather pants as Pauley Shore is to assless chaps.


5. Since we had issues with the massacre mystery question earlier, let's go to the slasher series sequel. This time our killer will be picking off our guests at an amusement park. What order and in what way do they get killed, who's the sole survivor, and who's revealed as the killer?
Our potential casulties are : Vernon Reid (Living Colour gutarist), Ace Frehley, Huey Lewis, Bendon Urie (P!ATD vocalist), Jane Wiedlin (of The Go-Gos), and Terri Nunn.

Brendon is the first to go........stabbed to death with a cotton candy cone as soon as he enters the park......the killer, who cares, he's dead

Huey Lewis is next......it is revealed that he indeed killed Brendon. He separates from the group....using the "I'll be right back" cliche and is immediately stalked by the killer. Instead of running toward the entrance, he makes the fatal mistake of running into the fun house where he meets his death in the mirrored hall......he looks at himself and dies of a heart attack

Vernon dies next tragically run over by the bumper car Ace was driving.........a mistake? Who knows?

Ace & Jane when a car on the Mattehorn experiences a malfunction and flies into them slamming them into the Ferris Wheel........

leaving only Terri to survive the wrath of Frank the Bunny who takes pity on her for her one and only hit with Berlin......which happens to be his favorite song

Answer 2

1. Use the following words or phrases to form a complete sentence:
Fall Out Boy are nothing but a bunch of bottom-feeding maggots who should all get stabbed to death with hooker shoes while simuatneously being choked with biscuits, to the sounds of Pink Floyd's Eclipse.

2. (Evan Dando + Juliana Hatfield) - (Hootie & The Blowfish / Alanis Morrisette) = Pain. Pure, untampered with, pain.

3. Which of the following artists owes their career to the musical prowess of rock demi-God Jack Blades?
a) Kelly Keagy
b) Tommy Shaw
c) Ringo Starr
d) Ted Nugent
e) trick question, EVERY artist owes their career to Jack Blades
I have no idea.. e?

4. Mike Reno of Loverboy is to red leather pants as Rocket Queen is to assless chaps.
HAHAHA.

5. Since we had issues with the massacre mystery question earlier, let's go to the slasher series sequel. This time our killer will be picking off our guests at an amusement park. What order and in what way do they get killed, who's the sole survivor, and who's revealed as the killer?
Our potential casulties are : Vernon Reid (Living Colour gutarist), Ace Frehley, Huey Lewis, Bendon Urie (P!ATD vocalist), Jane Wiedlin (of The Go-Gos), and Terri Nunn

Brendan Urie goes first. No Question. (He dies of shock when he hears good music.)
Huey Lewis next, just cause he annoys me.
(I don't know.. heart attack?)
Vernon Reid third,
(Body slam administered expertly from Ace, who survives.)

Jane Wiedlin is the killer.. whod a thunk it?!


There was quite a bit of erasing done on mine.. good thing it was in pencil!

Answer 3

I would rather eat a maggot biscuit wearing hooker shoes than listen to that new Fall Out Boy record, Eclipse.

(Evan Dando + Juliana Hatfield) - (Hootie & The Blowfish / Alanis Morrisette)
1991 - 1996 = -5

3. A? He played with Ted Nugent in Damn Yankees..but Nugent was pretty much an icon at that time.

4. The cowboy from The Village People

5. In order killed:
Huey Lewis - Purposeful drug overdoes..hey he asked for it
Jane Wiedlin - Beat down...she got tha beat
Ace Frehley - Electricuted playing Space Ace in the arcade
Terri Nunn - Suffocated... he took her breath away
Vernon Reid - Sole survivor

and of course...

Brendon Urie is the murderer. He's murders good taste every time he opens his mouth.

Answer 4

1) Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz called Gerard Way a putrefying maggot while eating a sausage biscuit, so Gerard hit Pete upside His head with His hooker shoes during a lunar eclipse.
2) 10,000 Maniacs on Crack
3) E, of course Jack Blades is a music god
4) Rob Halford
5) ..............
Victim #1 Vernon Reid is decapitated of the Ferris Wheel
Victim #2 Huey Lewis is Eletrocuted while singing "I Want A New Drug" to a group of Japanese Tourists
Victim #3 Brendon Urie is crushed by an out of control bumper car
Victime #4 Terri Nunn is cut in half by the Killer with a mirror shard from the funhouse
And the Killer Jane Wiedlin is finally dispatched by the sole survivor Ace Frehley by having her head caved in with his Les Paul

By Thw Way...Bowzer is God

Answer 5

1. I'd sooner stare into an eclipse of the sun, eat a maggot, lick some hooker shoes and choke on a biscuit rather than be subjected to any Fall Out Boy.

2. A bunch of has been rock stars having an orgy.

3. Jack Blades is the messiah, next.

4. Freddie Mercury

5. Jane Wieldin kills off everyone as she now suffers from severe schizophrenia, as she believes she really is Joan of Arc, going back to the time she played that character in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. She will kill off the others in the following order.

Bendon Urie - attempted to hack his sack but that had already occured so she went right to the jugular.

Ace Frehley & Vernon Reid get thrown off the top of a roller coaster.

Huey Lewis and Terri Nunn die in a tragic threeway with Wieldin that involved erotic asphyxiation inside the tunnel of love.

Malice_Embrace - You can cheat off me anytime, you rock! Seriously, I haven't heard compliments like that in ages. :)

Answer 6

Can I cheat off of Rckets answers? He always seems to have the best ones. Okay, then here goes:

1. The members of Fall Out Boy like to wear hooker shoes, and dance when there's an eclipse; but if you ask me they look like a bunch of maggots.

2. (Evan Dando + Juliana Hatfield) - (Hootie & The Blowfish / Alanis Morrisette) = Who the heck are these people???

3. Uhh??

4. George Michaels?

5. Okay, now I'm pretty sure I flunked this.

Edit: Rcket: Dang, if I would've known I had your permission to copy off you I would have aced this one. Lol.

Answer 7

1) At a recent Parliament concert at a nuclear power plant, I was eating a biscuit as they opened with Maggot Brain when I saw Pete Wentz tying his own hooker shoes as a small leak of tritium came out during an eclipse; so I yelled watch the fall out, boy!

2) Avril Lavigne

3) A with a bullet

4) Prince, but I would have preferred Gloria Estefan!

5) in order
1) Bendon Urie- Panic Attack
2) Huey Lewis - Got his new drug, and it was cyanide
3) Ace Frehley - received the KISS of death
4) Teri Nunn - obviously - on the Metro
5) Vernon Reid - became part of the Cult and drank the Kool aid
6) jane Wiedlin - Went on VAcation and avoided the massacre

the killer was Corey Glover who became obsessed with Oliver Stone's conspiracy theories and Platooned into action!

Answer 8

1. Fall maggot hooker boys eclipse out bisquit shoes.

2. Goo Goo Dolls

3. Mark Wahlberg

4. Mike Huckabee

5. Reid (the black guy always gets it first), gets dismembered in a cotton candy spinner.
Lewis has that harmonica shoved in his eye,
Urie thrown from tilt a whirl,
Wiedlin drowned while skinny dipping in the water ride (I'm hoping this was shot in the '80's)

Terri Nun, sole survivor because she's blonde.

Ace Frehley is the Killer because he was in Phantom of the Park.

Answer 9

1. The members of Fall Out Boy stepped on a maggot with their hooker shoes while eating a biscuit and watching an eclipse.

2. ??

3. E

4. My neighbor the gay biker

5. i really dont care about them so lets just blow up the Amusement Park.

Answer 10

>> For Christians, it is good Friday.         Not all Christians -- mostly only Catholics (and those Protestant denominations whom don't exactly "protest" the practices of the Catholic church very well). Today does have special meaning for me, though (as does every Friday), for today is the Bible preparation day for the Bible Sabbath (which begins at sundown this evening).         As for the day Christ was Crucified, this still isn't it. The timing of God's Calendar is that the Day of Passover (on which Jesus was Crucified) is the 14th day of the first month of each new year. Each year begins with the new cycle of the sun (what is referred to today as the spring equinox). Each month begins with the new cycle of the moon (which is referred to today as the observable new moon -- as opposed to the astronomical new moon). Since, from Creation, God provided the sun, moon, and stars as signs for His Feasts (Gen 1:14), then we must observe the sign *before* the event. Thus, the Day of Passover is the 14th day *after* the first new moon which occurs on or *after* the spring equinox. God bless. EDIT: Creation: >> ...we should have celebrated it Wednesday.Friday night >> to Sunday morning is not 3 days and 3 nights.         You err in your understanding. Jesus never said He would be in the grave for 3 days and 3 nights. That phrase is only used ONE time (figuratively being "in the heart of the earth"; Mat. 12:40): compared to the phrase "the third day" -- which is used at least 14 times in reference to His literal Resurrection. Also: ● The Bible explicitly states He was Crucified on the "preparation day" (Mat. 27:62; Mar. 15:42; Luke 23:54; John 19:31) which the Jews *never* use this phrase for *any* day except Friday -- the day before the weekly Sabbath (Saturday). ● Even if you don't accept that "preparation day" only applies to Friday, the Bible also states that the next day was a "high sabbath" (John 19:31). This phrase refers to the fact that the weekly sabbath coincided with an annual sabbath that year. From Leviticus 23, we know that the day after Passover is just such an annual sabbath (the first day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread). If, as you say, He had been crucified on Wednesday, then Thursday would have been the first day of the Feast of Unleavened Bread and neither Thursday nor Saturday would have been a "high sabbath." God bless.