All categories - 29 November 2007

I think it would be cool if
farts were visible, because then when I'm
walking it would look like I'm jet-powered.
But given how little I move around, it's
more likely that I'd actually just look
like Pig Pen from "Peanuts" sitting on a sofa.

2007-11-29 01:20:11 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 01:20:08 · 21 answers · asked by Jim Morrison's L.A. Woman... 3 in Christmas

I live in a condo, and my neighbours is a blond thin wife in her
forties who looks much younger, two children (girls, 12 and 17), and her husband, a small (maybe up to her shoulder), stout, round faced man who seemed to adore her.
Well, then they did something with her walls, installing a satellite dish or something, but all of a sudden when they talk loud you can hear everything. Yesterday he swore at her with the dirtiest words possible, and today there was struggle, a chair thrown, and her crying out in pain and crying afterwards.
What should you do in such a situation? I put the music on, they still fight/throw chairs/swear louder than this! And I ever dreamed of marrying, is this for having a husband to smile at you on public and beat you up with chairs when no one can see it?

2007-11-29 01:19:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Yesterday when I got home from work I did my usual routine. I got all 6 My Little Pony's outside in the front yard and we brushed each others hair and talked about our day. Rainbow Butt was talking about how amazing unicorns are and that one should run for president. I thought it was a great idea. Sometimes when I get excited I like to talk real loud. My neighbor was in his yard throwing beer bottles at the tree when he overheard me. So he came over and told me that unicorns aren't real and that my pink shorts made my *** look real fat. I gathered up the girls and we went inside crying. Do you think this is a form of slander and could my case go anywhere? If you do not believe in unicorns, please do not answer my question.

2007-11-29 01:19:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If anything.......... =)

2007-11-29 01:19:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

During his trial in front of Caiaphas Jesus the liar falsely prophesied that his Second Coming would happen within the lifetime of Caiaphas, i.e. while Caiaphas the high priest was still alive (Matthew 26:64). Guess what? Almost two thousand years have passed since Caiaphas has no longer been alive- and STILL NO JESUS!!!

And as for those diehard Christian Fundies who told me "maybe Caiaphas is still ALIVE", sorry, but Caiaphas really is dead- a photo of his tomb made the cover of the Sept/Oct 1992 Biblical Archaeology Review.

Once again, false prophecies by Jesus prove Jesus a false prophet, as Jesus did not return within Caiaphas’ lifetime as promised.

2007-11-29 01:19:29 · 23 answers · asked by TSIRHC 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-29 01:19:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Do they really make the rockin' world go 'round?

I'm inclined to think so, myself.

2007-11-29 01:19:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what in the world am i to do? i am 39 years old and i think i led a pretty successful life, though i never went to the best college, i have a good business that has customers internationally even. but i never have met a woman, i have absolutely 0 experience not even been hugged by a woman, and i cannot find anyone, i tried different hair styles different colognes even those so called "super attractors" that have some weird chemicals in them. but nothing, i dont think im rude mean or anything what am i to do?

2007-11-29 01:19:11 · 10 answers · asked by Hi T 1 in Marriage & Divorce

...And just started eating what you like. One time in college I was so broke and it was like 2 in the morning I went to the market and walked around the store opening up various items and eating them.

2007-11-29 01:19:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know they say to watch what you eat like spicy food.... But what are some foods to help give my milk a better taste? Also what about increasing my supply... I know it helps to pump and feed as often as possible to increase it, but are there foods out there that can help the process??

2007-11-29 01:19:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

:D?



~have a nice day~

RoChEr

2007-11-29 01:18:59 · 15 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

Yahoo wanted me to put this in the car section. I don't mean the one from your car. I mean the one from the key u unlock your house with. If u use one of course.

2007-11-29 01:18:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If the parents are both blond and blue eyed???

2007-11-29 01:18:49 · 8 answers · asked by irish.cadyboo 2 in Genealogy

I've just about had it. This morning 4 out of 7 women that work for me called in sick. Reason? Their "cycle".
Can I just fire all of them and replace them with men that don't have the same problem?

2007-11-29 01:18:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

when one desires, that one trains own thoughts to bring pleasure upon fulfillment of the desire or sadness upon unfulfillment.

among all the many desires, those not fulfilled are well more often than those fulfilled. why then do people doom themselves to sadness? why not the people train their thoughts happiness without option for sadness, without desire, for a happy person can do things better and help those around?

2007-11-29 01:18:27 · 5 answers · asked by mickael 3 in Philosophy

Let it be 4-6 sentences

2007-11-29 01:17:47 · 2 answers · asked by Mim 2 in History

found my son's picture on the internet??????

i am having a problem with my EX. he is on a 100% mental disablity, has been arrested, tried and convicted for beating me up. i've had restraining orders against him in 2 states, he has stalked me long distance. he constantly takes me to court with false allegations, it just goes on and on.

now i found out he just put up a MYSPACE account with a picture of my elementary school aged child. he listed himself as "single", although he is married (she's #6 or #7), just based on the information i know.

i have some grave concerns about him and the internet and how he always seems to have boys around the same age with him, yet he has 4 sons, one of which is in prison, that have nothing to do with him.

he's around 60.

i have full custody. i don't want my child's picture on the internet. just wondering, does anyone know if this is illegal?

2007-11-29 01:17:43 · 2 answers · asked by H S 2 in Law & Ethics

Ive seen a lovely little pair of pink converse which i'd love to get my baby. She is only six months old so is not walking yet but likes to stand up a lot, with a little help. Do you think it is silly to put shoes on her yet? Obviously she wouldn't wear them all the time, only when we go out, but I don't want to hurt her feet.

2007-11-29 01:17:39 · 34 answers · asked by Serry's mum 5 in Newborn & Baby

We are very excited and proud of our new home and many of our friends and family live far away and may never see it in person. It is rather nice and we don't want people to be offended though. Yes or No? Thanks!

2007-11-29 01:17:09 · 10 answers · asked by Luv2Answer 7 in Etiquette

Now I need to clean, any volunteers to help? I've got a French maid outfit..... =)

2007-11-29 01:16:58 · 32 answers · asked by ♥Big Bear's Girl♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have hundreds of little pearly white wart looking bumps on the shaft of my penis! They are much more noticeable when erect, i tried to squeeze one, i couldnt and nothing came out. They are not painful or irritating! Ive had them as long as i can remember! I havent had a sexual partner in 2 years and am thinking they are looking and feeling worse! What are they? Can i get rid of them?

2007-11-29 01:16:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

2007-11-29 01:16:38 · 7 answers · asked by reddbbird92 3 in United States

How many volts does the average piezo lighter emmit? I heard it was in the neighborhood of appox. 10,000 volts.

2007-11-29 01:16:24 · 1 answers · asked by Howard N 1 in Engineering

2007-11-29 01:16:16 · 12 answers · asked by LOL@Fail 4 in Government

He's the least Theocratic candidate in the Republican race. At least, I thought he was. . . . So, why is Culture Warrior Robertson supporting him? Especially since Dr. Dobson had threatened to start a third party if Giuliani won the nomination?

2007-11-29 01:16:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

2007-11-29 01:15:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United Kingdom

What is the point of love? I fell in love for the first time at the age of 22 and married whom I thought was my soul mate, which I never believed in before I meet him. Today I am now about 8 months through my first year of ever experiencing a divorce, which was one of the most painful experiences I have endured this far in my life. I am a very independent and driven woman. I have never been one to lean on another person for anything but I took that chance and this is what it resulted in.

2007-11-29 01:15:37 · 17 answers · asked by ? 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I need to purchase some books for a 15 year old boy. This gift is for the giving tree at my daughter's school, so I do not know anything about this boy or what his parents would deem appropriate. Any ideas would be great! Thanks!

2007-11-29 01:15:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

I believe in ghost's, the afterlife and a few other things.

2007-11-29 01:15:18 · 53 answers · asked by hippy1975chick 5 in Polls & Surveys