Yesterday when I got home from work I did my usual routine. I got all 6 My Little Pony's outside in the front yard and we brushed each others hair and talked about our day. Rainbow Butt was talking about how amazing unicorns are and that one should run for president. I thought it was a great idea. Sometimes when I get excited I like to talk real loud. My neighbor was in his yard throwing beer bottles at the tree when he overheard me. So he came over and told me that unicorns aren't real and that my pink shorts made my *** look real fat. I gathered up the girls and we went inside crying. Do you think this is a form of slander and could my case go anywhere? If you do not believe in unicorns, please do not answer my question.
2007-11-29 01:19:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Will the hate in this world never end :(
2007-11-29 01:27:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You only have 6 my little ponies? That is so lame.
However a unicorn for president is the best idea I've heard in a long time, so you have my support for a slander suit.
2007-11-29 09:28:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the worst case i have ever seen , unicorns are real and i cant even fathom a person being cruel ( i love your pink shorts) Did you let him see you my little pony collection? if so maybe he is jealous and is hoping you will not believe anymore and will throw them out so he can have them..that bastard! check his behind area for any my little pony tattoos if he is serious about not believing i think you should not only sue him for slander but punitive damages also that SOB im coming down there with my My little ponies and we can attack at dawn!
2007-11-29 10:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it may make you feel good to sue him - but even if you won it would not be much. considering you may be living next to him for the next 5yrs would it not be a better idea to "get on his good side" (you can lie about agreeing with him) rather than making a long and lasting war? he could throw bricks into your windows or hurt you lil girl!
if you don't want to suck up to him - just ignore him and don't let anyone in your family to associate with him since he seems dangerous and thus a bad influence for kids.
if this neighbour is civilised then you may want to talk to him about how much you dislike this - if he is good then he will understand.
however you may want to note what has happend down on a piece of paper and date it, if other occurances happen then use this as evidence to condem him.
but until then i don't think you have much of a case to go against him yet anyway.
2007-11-29 09:28:39 · answer #4 · answered by justanotherblue 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you cant sue someone just because they have offended your delicate sensability. You Americans think you should sue people for the most rediculous things. I read an article where a burglar sued his victim because he tripped while burbaling the house and broke his arm, and he won. I live in the U.K and here someone has to cause you serious mental anguish like systematically. If you do sue him then you will be opening a door where insults will be illegal in civil law. What happened to your freedom of speech, he was only voicing his opinion, plus your mental.
2007-11-29 11:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by Roger Henderson 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should move to a more diverse neighborhood. We like big derrieres around here. And heck, unicorns named "Rainbow Bu#, too. Move on up.
2007-11-29 09:23:24 · answer #6 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe you believe in unicorns. One-horns as my cat calls them. You see, when you indulge in enough drugs and booze as we obviously have, you believe in many things. I believe my cat can talk, therefore he does. This guy is a drunken bum. Don't listen to drunks, listen to me. Go get the unicorn Ding gave you. I know where you keep it. Let this drunken bum see it. Then say " Nahh-nahh!! Told you so. You drunken bum!" Then go back to your rainbow thingees and I'll resume talking to Wuggles.
2007-11-29 10:03:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hold on, its going to take me a while to read all that, but since i love you i'll do it. Normally i'd make some smartass comment about how long their question is, but your speacial.
...I'll start writeing up the paper work. We can possibly get jail time, if you want to push it that far.
2007-11-29 09:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i live in Pound Puppy Land and we would be more then happy to help you sue that dang beesterd and help you move into our neighborhood where all we do is sing the lollipop song and cruise around in a Barbie 4 wheeler.
2007-11-29 09:27:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is just a mean old drunk...pay him no attention....what could you possibly gain from suing him? His beer bottle collection...i mean why put yourself and the ponies through all that...think about it Nasty.....please....
2007-11-29 09:37:13 · answer #10 · answered by Jim Morrison's L.A. Woman... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The way I see it you've got three choices, let your ferocious pit bull eat him, have your gangsta mac daddy boyfriend lean on him or sleep with him and give him warts. People in your neighborhood don't have any money, you know that.
2007-11-29 10:18:02 · answer #11 · answered by dingelbury 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋