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I think it would be cool if
farts were visible, because then when I'm
walking it would look like I'm jet-powered.
But given how little I move around, it's
more likely that I'd actually just look
like Pig Pen from "Peanuts" sitting on a sofa.

2007-11-29 01:20:11 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

52 answers

I agree that farts should be visible and a color spectrum for the foods consumed would be awesome. But having farts. My brother Ryan C has visible farts and even farts that stain seat cushions. His wife has video of a fart portegeist named Ron that comes out when he eats Hormel Chili and Grape Nuts and then washes it down with warm beer. It is an awesome sight.

2007-11-29 07:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Now thats freaking funny....I mean really funny....It would be cool in another way...if you could see farts at least you wouldnt walk into an elevator where someone has dropped a BombFart...cause you would see the cloud first...

2007-11-29 01:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Lol! Especially when you get the ones that linger around in your pants and you feel like you should shake it out the leg. Would make it very hard to blame it on the dog though....and imagine if you were gassy on an airplane.....

2007-11-29 01:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by ○•○•Cassie•○•○ 6 · 1 1

No, I'm really fine with them being invisible. Plus, it would take the excitement out of farts if they were visible. Plus, wouldn't that be called doo doo?

2007-11-29 01:22:59 · answer #4 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 0 1

This would be fantastic! You would never have to ask "Oh my God who just SH*T themsleves". Also you would be able to tell if when you were trying to wave it at someone it was working. Great idea if you figure out how to make it happen let me know!!!

2007-11-29 01:23:45 · answer #5 · answered by IH8TomBrady 3 · 1 0

There are pros and cons to this one...

Passing gas discreetly would be much more difficult.

On the other hand, it would soon be apparent that EVERYBODY farts. Perhaps it would become a tad bit more socially acceptable.

2007-11-29 01:23:54 · answer #6 · answered by El Jefe 7 · 2 1

You have GOT to be kidding. What a visibly polluting mess THAT would be! It would be like walking around in fog!

2007-11-29 01:22:50 · answer #7 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 2 1

LOL yeah it would be cool but my house would have that dark cloud over it at all times I have two pigs living with me my fiance and my son LOL

2007-11-29 01:22:49 · answer #8 · answered by oh_jo123 7 · 2 1

Yes, and the cartoonists who illustrate this always have a lot of fun with it. Have you ever held lit matches to it, like young boys do?

2007-11-29 01:23:35 · answer #9 · answered by CarlisleGirl 6 · 2 1

I think FARTS produce lots of gases which are bad for the atmosphere.
NO wonder the weather is changing throughout the world.
Its all your doing.

2007-11-29 01:24:34 · answer #10 · answered by **tomtom 5 · 1 2

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