All categories - 23 November 2007

The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school,
which leave 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 19 million to do the work.
4 million are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 in hospitals,
so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons.
That leaves Just two people to do the work. You and me.
And you're just sitting there reading jokes all day!

2007-11-23 13:06:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

if I have a wireless router and network at my house, can the new $400 40 gig PS3 connect to it wirelessly? or do i need a separate cable/adapter?

2007-11-23 13:06:39 · 2 answers · asked by Question Man 2 in PlayStation

2007-11-23 13:06:20 · 5 answers · asked by DL 1 in Baseball

My cousin hit me hard in my right wrist and I got hurt and its starting to hurt even more, am I dying?

2007-11-23 13:06:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pain & Pain Management

I'm 30 years old and I worry about my breathing. I am an (unfortunate) mouth-breather and when I try to breathe through my nose, I feel as if I can't do it for very long. Any advice? Also, I am a swimmer and want to know how can I improve my breathing when I swim? I exercise frequently but still feel as if I can't hold my breath for very long. Does drinking pop hurt that much? What else can I do? ANY advice would be great. I don't feel as if it's anything I really need to go to a doctor for but would love any advice from you guys first. Thank you!

2007-11-23 13:06:04 · 4 answers · asked by sportzguy1414 1 in Diet & Fitness

I know that Butler University in Indiana gives a student automatic entry into their pharmacy school if they complete the 2 years of undergrad there and end with a 3.0 GPA. However, I live in Illinois and was wondering if anyone knows of any other colleges with pharmacy programs that do this. Most of them only admit like 200 new students into their pharmacy programs each year. Are there any colleges in or around Illinois that guarantee acceptance into their programs after the 2 years of undergrad? Thanks!

2007-11-23 13:06:04 · 1 answers · asked by rosieposie 3 in Higher Education (University +)

According to Obama, his childhood experience gives him a better feel for international issues than most candidates gain from official trips to other nations.

What say you?

2007-11-23 13:05:55 · 11 answers · asked by Bubba 6 in Politics

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2007-11-23 13:05:48 · 7 answers · asked by bythemoonlight 2 in Christmas

i mean nashinal like the nashinal flag.

2007-11-23 13:05:45 · 8 answers · asked by music rocks 1 in Words & Wordplay

I asked a question a couple hours ago about if 5 week olds miss their mommy...Well my husband wants to drop off our little girl at his mothers sunday night and i dont feel comfortable with it yet. I told him that and he told his mother the same thing. Well she just called me, and she must have thought i was going to say yes to her, but i said no, i wasn't comfortable with the baby being gone overnight this soon. Well she kept persisting and telling me "oh stop it, she'll be fine". I kept saying no, and she kept going on. I finally said yes.....but i do not want her to go. I know this might cause an arguement between my husband and i, because i already said yes. Ahhh shes so persisted she doesnt take no for an answer. What should i say to her? she obviously doesnt take me seriously.

2007-11-23 13:05:40 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Kristen♥ 3 in Newborn & Baby

Please rate my poem 1-10 and constructive criticism would be nice. :]

Love the game I've won.
With your perfect hair,
And beautiful eyes,
Me and you, lets compromise,

Lets flip a coin and fight our fate,
Shh, not another word lets not debate,
Heads im yours and tails your mine,
Lets just sit back and watch the time,

No words needed, we're thinking the same,
This love of ours is just a game,
And we're the winners,
What's the prize?
That perfect hair and those beautiful eyes
-Marissa Lucas

2007-11-23 13:05:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Poetry

2007-11-23 13:05:31 · 8 answers · asked by zorrro857 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Do they misinterpret the Koran or what? There's a woman out there scared for her life because she spoke the truth. She said that killing is not Islam and they know it.

2007-11-23 13:05:31 · 10 answers · asked by zztopspin 3 in Current Events

you would give all your cd's up for this one album, what would it be?

2007-11-23 13:05:30 · 13 answers · asked by dimples (loves llcoolj) 4 in R&B & Soul

and staying strong with help from friends

2007-11-23 13:05:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

2007-11-23 13:05:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

basically i have fallen madly in love wit this amazing girl. and i love her. but recently she has seemed to lost interest in me. what shud i do

2007-11-23 13:05:22 · 2 answers · asked by Daniel 3 in Singles & Dating

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2007-11-23 13:05:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

33% belief rate is a big fat F. was it God's fault? or Jesus?

if you say it was neither, who's fault was it? the holy spirit? humans? if you say humans, one more question for you......when an infallible god teaches a puny human something and the puny human can't grasp it, how is it EVER the puny humans fault?

2007-11-23 13:04:46 · 52 answers · asked by Jeff S Phoenix_AM 3 in Religion & Spirituality

using airtel gprs connection.

512 mb ram. 1.75 ghz processor speed.

any help greatly appreciated.

2007-11-23 13:04:43 · 2 answers · asked by Vel G. 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

i am all for men getting equal responsibilities for babycare and childcare, i myself is currently studing to do early education and childcare, i'd be interested to know why men dont advertise for babywipes and suchlike. Babycare should not be a women only thing, even though there are many single mothers who have to do it themselves, i feel sorry for them having to brings children up alone, having a child takes two people.

2007-11-23 13:04:36 · 13 answers · asked by ALEX M 2 in Parenting

We took in a stray tabby cat a few months ago. We fed here any store brand on sale at first like Friskies,Fancy Feast,Whiskas,9 lives,Purina ONE,purina cat chow, etc etc. And she shed like crazy. and of course they are low- end cat foods.

We switched to Innova dry cat food,and Innova EVO(if it's on sale)
after my friend who is currently fostering 14 cats reccomended it to us. 9 days it's been and her coat is just so glossy. And she hasn't shed at all. why is it that cats fed good quality food shed less?

2007-11-23 13:04:30 · 9 answers · asked by Jorjor 6 in Cats

If you know what I mean.... ;-)

2007-11-23 13:04:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok so there is this guy and i like him and he knows this and well he has said he has a crush on me or what ever and well he is contantly talkgina botu sex and stuff like that and how he wants to do stuff with me and well thats not all we talk abotu but the subject comes up every day and well i was wondering if he like me for me or if he just wants to get into my pants couse he has shown he cares for me but i just dont know

2007-11-23 13:04:17 · 3 answers · asked by April B 2 in Singles & Dating

Because i sure do!

2007-11-23 13:04:05 · 10 answers · asked by Kelsey 2 in Football (American)

2007-11-23 13:03:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Why ? Don't tell me men are pigs but most are not. I think
biologically it is much easier for women not to have extramarital sex then men.

*I am not justifying extramaritial sex for men I am just looking at Data*

Ref:Kinsey

Approximately 20-25% of men and 10-15% of women engage in extramarital sex at least once during their marriage and infidelity has been found to be the single most cited cause of divorce in over 150 cultures.

2007-11-23 13:03:32 · 12 answers · asked by ensoman 5 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-11-23 13:03:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (Canadian)

In an orchestra, each musician have the music notation of the symphony they play in front of them during the concert. So why do they need a conductor? Do they look at the conductor or the music notation?

2007-11-23 13:03:27 · 11 answers · asked by Star T 7 in Classical

2007-11-23 13:03:24 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys