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The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school,
which leave 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
This leaves 19 million to do the work.
4 million are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves 15 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
There are 188,000 in hospitals,
so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons.
That leaves Just two people to do the work. You and me.
And you're just sitting there reading jokes all day!

2007-11-23 13:06:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

23 answers

Looks like you have your homework done hahaha. You write the jokes and I read them. Good one thanks.

2007-11-24 00:39:37 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0 0

Good one 9/10

2007-11-23 16:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by pearly 2 · 0 0

I agree with cats. A good 8/10.

2007-11-23 13:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

a famous guy or woman for you. Gosh what am i able to assert. i'm completely gobsmacked. That became into hilarious. that is taking me constantly to variety this answer cos i'm shocked. i think of you knock the wind out of my sails. lol

2016-10-17 22:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by staude 4 · 0 0

Again I ask why there are so many Americans on this site? Is there not a USA Answers page?

2007-11-23 18:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by The Baboon Of Destiny 5 · 0 0

Pretty funny! 8/10!

2007-11-23 13:09:35 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

And u sitting there all day sending a lot/........LLLLLOOOOOLLLLLvery good i really enjoyed it.will make my day.BTW i dont open my yahoo in my office ...only to check official mails.

2007-11-23 14:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by Tehseen B 5 · 0 0

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

2007-11-23 22:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0 0

lol its ok 7/10

2007-11-23 13:27:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When one's computer crashes nothing get done.

2007-11-23 13:59:41 · answer #10 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0 1

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