All categories - 20 November 2007

A local sheriff was interviewing for a new deputy.

A blonde walks in and he asks her ''what is 1 and 1?''
She replies 11.
He thinks, well In a way she's right.

He asks'' What two days start with a T?''
''Today and tomorrow'' she replies.
Again he's impressed she came up with an answer he hadn't considered.

''Who killed Abraham Lincoln?'' He tried.
After thinking for quite some time, '' I don't know'' she replied.

Sheriff ''Well why don't you go home and work on it for a while.''

She left and went to the beauty parlor where her friends were waiting to find out how she got on.
'' Well how did you do?''
The blonde is ecstatic, '' I must have impressed. First day on the job and I'm working on a murder case.''

2007-11-20 07:35:45 · 8 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Are these not the true celebrations of God?
These are known as the feasts of Redemption, Revelation and Rejoicing :-

Pessach - Redemption

or Passover -

including Unleavened Bread and Firstfruits



Sha vu Ot - Revelation

The Feast of Weeks or Pentecost



Sukkot - Rejoicing comprising

The Feast of Trumpets

The Day of Atonement, Yom Kippur

Sukkot, the Feast of Tabernacles or Ingathering

2007-11-20 07:35:32 · 2 answers · asked by sego lily 7 in Passover

My cousin is bringing his new stepson to dinner on Thursday, and he has just moved here from Colombia. I was hoping to give him a nice greeting in his native tongue.

2007-11-20 07:35:23 · 8 answers · asked by abfabmom1 7 in Languages

guys answer too..would u rather a girl act really desperate or a girl that is playing hard to get? and why?..saying neither is not an option.

2007-11-20 07:34:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

She's just over 2months old and has fleas, but i can't afford to take her to the vets, so can anyone help me with some cheap remedies or ointment that can rid of them?

2007-11-20 07:34:53 · 27 answers · asked by ★ 3 in Cats

elios pizza 4 me =]

2007-11-20 07:34:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It seems my opinions towards illegal immigration translate to me being a racist.

My wife emigrated to the US from Colombia. She is opposed to illegal immigration as much if not more so than I am.

Can anyone please explain to me how a simple belief in opposition to illegal immigration would make either me OR my Colombiana a couple of racists?

What does staying in a country illegally have to do with a persons race???

2007-11-20 07:34:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

By making the sheeple believe that fearing this hate filled god is the beginning of wisdom, they made sure that they would never dare to think independent thoughts.

2007-11-20 07:34:17 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

One of mine is the Beatles' Here Comes the Sun.

Yours?

2007-11-20 07:34:13 · 42 answers · asked by meep meep 7 in Rock and Pop

I mean, what if you don't want people to know what you do for a living? like if you're not proud of what you do. How would you respond????

2007-11-20 07:33:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

What is your level of expertise?

2007-11-20 07:33:47 · 4 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-20 07:33:41 · 8 answers · asked by skooltransformer 2 in Law & Ethics

A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.

The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.

"I told her first class isn't going to Detroit."

2007-11-20 07:33:40 · 7 answers · asked by Freakin 6 in Jokes & Riddles

The term, neoconservative first was used derisively by democratic socialist Michael Harrington to identify a group of people (who described themselves as liberals) as newly stimulated conservative ex-liberals. The idea that liberalism "no longer knew what it was talking about" is neoconservatism's central theme.

2007-11-20 07:33:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-11-20 07:33:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

why do Americans say mom instead of English people say mum what is the point?

2007-11-20 07:33:28 · 14 answers · asked by laura 2 in Languages

What are the best Bible Verses to say to my friend who has lost faith because he says he never felt anything special, so he gave up.

2007-11-20 07:33:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I love my sociology class called Social Inequality which examines majority v.s. minority relations and also ethnic and race relations. I am interested in learning more about this field of study but I don't know which of the two degrees would best suit me and while I not exactly 100% sure of what I want to do in life I think I want to do some type of work that is community based. I will also be graduating with an A.S. in human services in Jan. and so it is also important that the program I choose accepts most of my credits from my A.S. degree. So which degree do you think would be best for me to pursue? thanks for your help!!

2007-11-20 07:33:19 · 2 answers · asked by bratz girl 21 2 in Sociology

2007-11-20 07:33:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

As you may know, many fellow P&S members find themselves without one, during,following and preceding the holiday season. I have made arrangements with Bi-mart for said items at a wholesale rate i.e. $1.50 cent per. However, given the vast amount of orders to be filled donations are still required. Please call in your pledge and lets give everyone a sense of humor this coming season.

2007-11-20 07:33:09 · 11 answers · asked by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 in Polls & Surveys

They do not have to be Presidents either...

I think my list goes like this:

1) Richard Nixon
2) Dick Cheney
3) Kenneth Starr
4) Donald Rumsfeld
5) George W. Bush

(and if you are planning on refusing to answer the question and prattle on and on about Hillary Clinton... then ask your own questions, please).

2007-11-20 07:33:07 · 27 answers · asked by rabble rouser 6 in Politics

So I hadn't talked to my ex for about a good month or so. I quit talking to her, took her off my myspace ect. . .just so I could get over her. She is the one who left me. Last week, I sent her an email saying "Hi, I just wanted to see how you and your little girl were doing." Cause that was really all I wanted to know. I still care alot for both of them. She responded back were doing fine, and asked how I was doing. I told her I was doing okay and that I missed spending time with her and her daughter, but I needed time with no communication with her so I could get over her. She responded back with "If you ever need to talk, let me know. And I mean that." I never responded back.

I still love this girl with all my heart, but I don't want to misinterpret anything she says. Is she just saying this to be nice? Or is it possible that I should pursue talking with her and maybe things could work out? As much as I'd like to be just friends, I can't look at her that way, so I hope that isnt

2007-11-20 07:33:06 · 26 answers · asked by Roland of Gilead 3 in Singles & Dating

Despite excessive efforts I'm not able to get a god job change and have been trying hard since last year. when will it happen.
Thanks for your valuable time

2007-11-20 07:33:03 · 5 answers · asked by alka_bhasker 1 in Horoscopes

2007-11-20 07:32:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

So on the Bachelor 2007 series he the bachelor got down to the last two women and chose to say goodbye to both. WHY do you think he did this?

2007-11-20 07:32:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-11-20 07:32:08 · 39 answers · asked by ♥Sabre♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hi, how can I entertain my fish? I have already done the following:
- put in lots of plants/rocks/ornaments
- filled a water bottle up with water and turned it upside down in the tank so it floats and my fish can swim around in it (she actually does!)
- I have a betta so I can't quite get tankmates for her
- taught her how to eat from my fingers
Any ideas?

2007-11-20 07:32:05 · 5 answers · asked by Mady W 1 in Fish

2007-11-20 07:31:59 · 49 answers · asked by Grants a tractor luvr! 6 in Polls & Surveys

Anything. Appreciate all the answers!

2007-11-20 07:31:59 · 29 answers · asked by .:Ich.Bin.Eine.Engel:. 1 in Polls & Surveys