A local sheriff was interviewing for a new deputy.
A blonde walks in and he asks her ''what is 1 and 1?''
She replies 11.
He thinks, well In a way she's right.
He asks'' What two days start with a T?''
''Today and tomorrow'' she replies.
Again he's impressed she came up with an answer he hadn't considered.
''Who killed Abraham Lincoln?'' He tried.
After thinking for quite some time, '' I don't know'' she replied.
Sheriff ''Well why don't you go home and work on it for a while.''
She left and went to the beauty parlor where her friends were waiting to find out how she got on.
'' Well how did you do?''
The blonde is ecstatic, '' I must have impressed. First day on the job and I'm working on a murder case.''
2007-11-20 07:35:45 · 8 answers · asked by monkeynuts 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tim J: I'm blonde myself, but at least I can laugh at life.
2007-11-20 07:48:32 · update #1
Thats HILARIOUS! get this........
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
2007-11-20 07:44:52 · answer #1 · answered by smiley<3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hardy hardy hee hee ha...
another one:
a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were all stranded on an island. They had no food or water and they knew that they were about to die. the redhead saw another island out at sea and guessed that it was 20 miles away. the only way they could get there was to swim.
the brunette went out first. she swam 5 miles, got tired and drowned
the redhead went second. she swam 10 miles, got tired and drowned also.
the blonde went out last. she swam 19 miles, got tired, and so she swam back.
2007-11-20 15:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by embracer of the weird and random 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. You know how to drown a blond? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. HA classic!
2007-11-20 15:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by Gilly137 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 15:38:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heehee made me laugh. Loved it. You get a star. =)
2007-11-20 15:41:06 · answer #5 · answered by candycorn121004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ITS NOT NICE TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT BLONDES THERE NOT THIC AND IM BRUNETTE AND I EVEN KNOW THEY ARNT BECAUSE SOME OF THE CLEVERST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE BLONDE SO DONT DISS !
2007-11-20 15:42:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ahaha i laughed :]
2007-11-20 15:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.....
a star for you
2007-11-20 15:39:02 · answer #8 · answered by takeemout01 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋