All categories - 20 November 2007

I need to make a poster about reconnaissance satellites. The problem is, there isn't much declassified information about them because they're mostly classified by the government. I was hoping someone could help me out. On the poster I need to include: general weight and size, structure, what instruments these satellites use, their primary user, specific tasks of reconnaissance satellites, their type of orbit and typical orbital path and height, and other related information, like their history, development, and future. Thank You !!!

2007-11-20 09:08:35 · 6 answers · asked by pjp 1 in Astronomy & Space

do you ever have those days where you wonder how your boyfriend /girlfriend can love you? i mean do you ever wonder why someone would actually want to be with you because you feel too wierd, annoying, fat, ugly, or whatever some days.

2007-11-20 09:08:35 · 7 answers · asked by BRASiL 01 5 in Polls & Surveys

he is 7 weeks old and is a good boy but he does not sleep through the night my cuz baby slept through the night at 3 weeks and my friends baby 2 . they told me not to give them any milk in the night but I do not want to starve him also they told me to give him a tiny bit of rice cereal! what do I do

2007-11-20 09:08:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

I am skinny (118lbs, 5'8) I don't really have a body, b cup boobs and nice shaped but not a big butt.

Okay, so me and my friends including some boys were talking and one says, "I only like light skinned girls because there p**** is pink." and others were agreeing and smiling. The ones who said it were black. They also said if a girl doesn't have a big butt/nice body, they won't even look at her. They basically ignore me. I have light skin but don't have the body they are looking for.

All the black boys have rejected me because I don't follow their ideal body image. What is the worst is a boy I like doesn't pay me any attention, but when a new girl came, light skin big booty, he was all over her! He has also said I'm cute and I'd be "perfect" if I had an a**. What the hell is wrong with black guys now? Why are they so picky??? They dont like dark skin, or skinny light skin, just light with big booty.

2007-11-20 09:08:33 · 16 answers · asked by Aijaana M 2 in Singles & Dating

Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.
The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook,
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.
Momma in her teddy and I in the nude,
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my *****, and momma went dry.
Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we’d built,
Showed a broom up his ***, clean up to the hilt.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of the sled,
A sock in his ear and a bra on his head.
Sure as I’m speaking, he was high as a kite,
And he yelled to his team, but it didn’t sound right.
Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I’ll cut off your nuts.
Look out for the lamp post, and don’t hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, ’cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.
And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jockies, to cover my ***,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.
His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
“That was some brothel,” he said with a smile,
“The reindeer are pooped, and I’ll just stay awhile”
He walked to the kitchen for himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.
Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.
The first thing he found was a pair of false ****,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.
A box filled with condoms was Santa’s next find,
And six pair of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several more things I shouldn’t even mention.
A f**k ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
And a dildo so long that it lay in a coil.
“This stuff ain’t for kids, Mrs. Santa will ****,
So I’ll leave ‘em here, and then I’ll just split.”
He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny ********* stuck under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his *** and broke wind instead.
In time he was seated, took reigns of his hitch,
Saying, “Take me home, Rudolph. This night’s been a *****!”
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
“The best thing about ***** is you can’t wear it out!!”

2007-11-20 09:08:28 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I am making turkey & gravy, scalloped or mashed potatoes (haven't decided yet) Baked sweet potatoe (not candied - ick - just baked.
Brocolli casserole - just like green bean casserole but it's really good with broccoli.
Um, corn, rolls, Pepperidge farm dressing (cuz I suck at making it home made.) And cranberry sauce.
We don't eat dessert.
Am I missing anything?
If anyone else makes something different & yummy - let me know so that I can add that to the menu!
Thanks!

2007-11-20 09:08:22 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Thanksgiving

i know in some country if the police catch the escape prisoner he dosn"t punish again of course he have to finish his serving time.
thanks rachel

2007-11-20 09:08:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

I think he is

Air Jordan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2007-11-20 09:07:59 · 11 answers · asked by KINGKOBE24 3 in Basketball

You use this thing to ask questions, and peopel comae ona and say, "I don't know..." If you don't know, don't post!
Or they pounce on you for one typo. Or they yell at you for what your asking?

Has that happened to you?

2007-11-20 09:07:55 · 10 answers · asked by Untrustful 1 in Etiquette

2007-11-20 09:07:55 · 13 answers · asked by Amanda 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I have found one way which is A=39 B=41 C=43 D=44 E=47 but my teacher asked us to Verify our answer wich means i need another answer. Please help

2007-11-20 09:07:45 · 1 answers · asked by tigard344816 1 in Mathematics

If yes, then how would this affect their research?

If no, tell me HOW we KNOW that they are not emotionally attached to their theories.

2007-11-20 09:07:37 · 8 answers · asked by Jack 5 in Biology

2007-11-20 09:07:17 · 6 answers · asked by atl2004grl 2 in Atlanta

We've been together for more than one year. I had deep feelings (still have) for this guy. He called me last night and said we have to break up. He told me he doesn't feel what I feel and it would be selfish of him to accept my love without giving anything back. Does it make him any better after all?

2007-11-20 09:07:09 · 7 answers · asked by Boginya 1 in Singles & Dating

its a little red ford fiesta

suggestions ive had include; freddy, fonzi, george, and rodger

need something more origional , whacy and creative =]

2007-11-20 09:07:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Ford

I am divorced.
My 4 y/o daughter goes to dads house in another city 2 hours away every other weekend.
On one of her visits she returned & told me that she saw her dad and his GF having sx.
She gave me details on what he was doing to her and the facial expressions she had, the things she was shouting, and how she'd touch her body..etc.

I'm completly devistated.

What do I do from here?
How/should I take legal matter?

I confronted him & he denied it... he said "kids have imaginations, they make things up"
HELLO!!!!!!! NOT things like this! GIVE ME A BREAK!

His mother told me that they have a queen and king bed in their one bedroom apartment and they ALL sleep in there (2 adults, my daughter, and their child together)
Couldn't they give it a rest TWO days a month while my child is there????

In my home she has her own room & I have enough SENSE to lock my door if needed..

What do I do???????????????

2007-11-20 09:06:59 · 4 answers · asked by Hard at work *wink* NOT! 2 in Family

In gym class, I have a friend who, after working out, running etc. is hot and sweaty - except for his forearms. They turn a dark, bruised purple and they are very cold to the touch (imagine what a sweaty glass of a cold drink would feel like). If I press my finger lightly on his arm, his skin turns a bright yellowish color.

What exactly is causing this???

2007-11-20 09:06:56 · 1 answers · asked by Ammy 6 in Other - Diseases

Seems like the more I try not to...the harder it is!!! How do YOU keep from losing control??? ;o)

2007-11-20 09:06:37 · 15 answers · asked by F-1 says KISS IT! 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hello, I have a Betta fish that I at first tried to feed tropical flakes and pellets. After about a week I decided to stop, I stopped trying to feed him these because he never ate anything. I decided to switch to bloodworms. Luckily he loved these. Now that he realized that I could be trusted to feed him, he was more open to flakes. As a little experiment yesterday I fed him one single flake. He scarfed it down. Now I am wondering how and what I should feed him. I got rid of the pellets, so now I need how much and how often I should feed flakes and bloodworms. Please help me out on this one, I don't want to overfeed or make a bad combo and make him constipated or something. Thanks in advance for all answers.

2007-11-20 09:06:23 · 2 answers · asked by Guppy 4 in Fish

2007-11-20 09:06:17 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm hungry for a sausage sub with green peppers and onions. What I need help with is how do I cook my sausage? Do I boil it like a hotdog or fry it? If u do fry it do I have to use oil in the pan?

2007-11-20 09:06:16 · 22 answers · asked by adidasamir 3 in Cooking & Recipes

ok, i need a good gift to get my mom this christmas year in order to compete with what i got her last year but i dont know what to get her! last year i got her a ipod nano and she loves it but this year is so hard because she has everything!!! i'm 16 and i have a job so i can afford a good amount of gifts but does anyone have any good ideas?? shes loves shoes ut my style isnt the same as hers. she also likes the electronic stuff. any good ideas??

2007-11-20 09:06:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

I've heard it can help break down fat..

2007-11-20 09:05:54 · 6 answers · asked by chefawbrey 2 in Diet & Fitness

The arrival of the horse encouraged many Native Americans to:
a. stop trading.
b.become nomads.
c.become farmers.
d.establish permanent villages.

2007-11-20 09:05:53 · 2 answers · asked by 777 6 in History

2007-11-20 09:05:53 · 31 answers · asked by April 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I imagine it to be fluffy white clouds and blue skies and beautiful angels with wings all in white gowns. I probably watched too much Highway to Heaven as a kid.

2007-11-20 09:05:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When your pregnant does the upper part of your utrus get hard like above your hair and stuff i just want to know not tryin to sound nasty?

2007-11-20 09:05:31 · 4 answers · asked by maybe 1 in Pregnancy

Among active goalies in the NHL. He hasnt really had the best year this year and for a former #1 pick i think you can say its kind of dissipointing.

Where do you think he ranks currently among goalies and what do you think his future with the penguins is.

2007-11-20 09:05:22 · 6 answers · asked by Conan 2 in Hockey

i want to be a navy seabee, but i also want to look into the marines and see different opptions, i can never really find that much info on it. can woman be a tank crewman? or a motor t?

2007-11-20 09:05:15 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military