Where do cats go shopping?
In The Catalog
You are in a purple cabin, with purple people, purple trees, purple grass, and a purple car, what colour are the stairs?
There is no stairs in a cabin
Why is s*x like a hockey game?
You can only score in between periods.
There was a city cop sitting on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his shiny new bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep" the little boy said. "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over, and handed the little boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there, sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did, " chuckled the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year, tell Santa the weenie goes underneath the horse, not on top of it."
2007-11-16
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