Where do cats go shopping?
In The Catalog
You are in a purple cabin, with purple people, purple trees, purple grass, and a purple car, what colour are the stairs?
There is no stairs in a cabin
Why is s*x like a hockey game?
You can only score in between periods.
There was a city cop sitting on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his shiny new bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep" the little boy said. "He sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over, and handed the little boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there, sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did, " chuckled the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year, tell Santa the weenie goes underneath the horse, not on top of it."
2007-11-16 17:54:18 · 28 answers · asked by SERENA P 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hey She and Skoolgrl..you were right, my 10 yr old told me the 1st joke, I thought it was cute.
Loved your jokes EasyVee, Chocogal, 2k. LMAO
2007-11-16 18:19:24 · update #1
Did You Hear about the new Pirates of the Caribean movie?
it's been rated AARRRRRR!
Did You hear about the guy Who's cats tail rotted off?
He took it to WALMART because, He heard they were the world's largest RETAILER.
2007-11-16 18:00:07 · answer #1 · answered by ny21tb 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well, they're sort of funny. The first one was something you'd hear in 4th grade, the second was something a frat boy would say, and they 3rd is a party-joke. Good luck
2007-11-16 17:58:44 · answer #2 · answered by Be 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
like the cop, horse joke, sex joke okay but ive been in cabins with stairs they have lofts in some cabins and stairs are there to get up ito them
2007-11-16 17:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by bilbobagsend 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont think that purple cabin one is funny at all...the sex one is not that funny, the cat one is clever but not that funny. sounds like a joke my 5 yr old cousin would tell me. but i did like the horse one. that is cute.
2007-11-16 17:58:44 · answer #4 · answered by skoolgrl217 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first couple were kinda boring, but I like the santa one. It has a little more intelligence.
2007-11-16 17:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by George G 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I like the last one.LOL!
4 out of 5 Stars
2007-11-16 17:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by sactown9167 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
i like the last one the 1st 2 were wack and the 3rd one is wrong in hockey you scroe during the periods not bettween
2007-11-16 17:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I like the last one
haha
2007-11-16 17:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
the last one was funny ahhaha nice job.
but the others weren't as funny.
2007-11-16 18:05:37 · answer #9 · answered by Evoke 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao I like the last one.
The first was really laaaame.
2007-11-16 17:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by Ember,La Wolfine Hybrid 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋