A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The Sales Girl notices him and asks him if she can help him?
He answers that he is looking for a box of Tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. Confused the Sales Lady asks, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some Tampons for your wife?"
"Well, you see, it's like this," he replies, "Yesterday, I sent my wife out to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's soooooo much cheaper.
So..I figured if I have to roll my own....so does she."
2007-11-10
11:43:53
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